Slay's Talent Show.

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nah....listen, all I need is 6 girls, one vat of whipped cream and a canoe. 🥷

This are the preliminaries. Buy your own props. mhm

Originally posted by Slay
You couldn't perform.

You're out.

😱

Originally posted by Slay
This are the preliminaries. Buy your own props. mhm

Oh, well, fvck you very much Simon. mhm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
That guys arms are so out of proportion. crazy You suck. mhm

That's just how God made them.... Super Rad.

Originally posted by Slay
Pssst...she likes fallout Boy

****!!!

I'M OFFICIALLY LEAVING THIS SO CALLED TALENT SHOW AS FALL OUT BOY SUCK BALLS LIKE A GOLF PLAYER ON DRUGS.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, well, fvck you very much Simon. mhm

Slay.
Simon is the guy that gives you the info on what you're chances are to find a girl that you can rape in the alley today. ermm
Originally posted by §P0oONY
That's just how God made them.... Super Rad.

You have good chances Spooons. Scottie and I like you.

Originally posted by Slay
Slay.
Simon is the guy that gives you the info on what you're chances are to find a girl that you can rape in the alley today. ermm

I think I no longer want to be affiliated with this show, or it's sponsors. I'm going to fund my own program, or find one suitably alligned with my own ideals and sexual flavour. mhm

Here's something! made it myself! (I wanted to put it as my avatar but it's not working)

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think I no longer want to be affiliated with this show, or it's sponsors. I'm going to fund my own program, or find one suitably alligned with my own ideals and sexual flavour. mhm

Alright all right.

*Gives you 6 girls*
One of them is Polish though, I hope it won't bother you. 😬
Whipped Cream and a canoe.

I got it all for free, because I'm Slay Michael Tito LaToya Karagounisos. flirt

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M

Here's something! made it myself! (I wanted to put it as my avatar but it's not working)

Too scary. Fail. bangin

*waits for Da Moose* ermm

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M

Here's something! made it myself! (I wanted to put it as my avatar but it's not working)

Gud, gud.

I'm guessing you want Scottie to judge you?

Originally posted by Slay
Alright all right.

Gives you 6 girls. One of them is Polish though, I hope it won't bother you. 😬
Whipped Cream and a canoe.

I got it all for free, because I'm Slay Michael Tito LaToya Karagounisos. flirt

Cool. Thanks.

*takes off with the stuff*

Originally posted by Slay
You couldn't perform.

You're out.

But isn't having sex with each of the judges how they win talent shows these days? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Cool. Thanks.

*takes off with the stuff*


Haha. renske

They were all just props.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Too scary. Fail. bangin

*waits for Da Moose* ermm

*grabs Sanctuary on his way out the door* YOINK....droolio

Originally posted by Itzak
But isn't having sex with each of the judges how they win talent shows these days? 😕

Indeed, but Scottie told me you couldn't get it up, so you're out.

But... but... it's just a photoshoped photo of me! What's wrong with me?

So far we have :
Marth_18
The Pittman
Spooony
Madman_V3N0M

Originally posted by Slay
So far we have :
Marth_18
The Pittman
Spooony
Madman_V3N0M

the hell? I MADE you get me all that stuff, and then I MADE it disappear, biatch! 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*grabs Sanctuary on his way out the door* YOINK....droolio

firefirefireph Judge down, judge down... firefirefireph