Fat People Pay More

Obese people like to drive big SUV.

People like me drive Cadillacs. 😎

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Obese people like to drive big SUV.

People like me drive Cadillacs. 😎

Originally posted by lord xyz
I thought you were obese, what with the troll obcession and all. ermm

😑

Oops I meant to say dwarf. bag

Yeah, xyz, it's hard finding out people's real-life looks look nothing like their avi's and sigs. Especially ones with hot, half-naked chicks in them.

Originally posted by botankus
Yeah, xyz, it's hard finding out people's real-life looks look nothing like their avi's and sigs. Especially ones with hot, half-naked chicks in them.

besides, it's pretty hard to be uglier than your sig

Speaking of sigs, xyz, what's the background story behind the stuffed animal invasion?

I hope there's one.

and speaking of which, whats with the popstar-turned-white trash theme?

It's for people who can't stand the "Hollywood Headlines" report every 15 minutes or so on the radio, TV, or grocery store checkout lines.

I've summed up every report for every day out of every year for the next 10 years in one sig.

LOL Yea, ok, fat people pay more, I'll go with that.

But it also has something to do with the inexplicable rise in SUVs and outright trucks that are on the streets these days.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
People like me drive Cadillacs. 😎

What kind of Caddy do you drive?

Originally posted by FeceMan
For gas.

Correct.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What kind of Caddy do you drive?

1992 Coupe De ville. Still running good. Might have to trade in soon.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
1992 Coupe De ville. Still running good. Might have to trade in soon.

👆 I see you're a man with fine taste.

Why will you trade it in soon? Upkeep?

I may not traded in for a newer model. I'm reconsider trade in for a 98 or a 2000 seville. It only has 120,000 miles so I might keep it till 08. It's a navy blue 2-door coupe. Gotta say the 6.9L was a great engine for the early eight gen Cadillacs.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
It only has 120,000 miles so I might keep it till 08.

120 thousand is nothing, ey. Definitely keep it!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
It's a navy blue 2-door coupe. Gotta say the 6.9L was a great engine for the early eight gen Cadillacs.

👆 Orale!

Originally posted by botankus
Yeah, xyz, it's hard finding out people's real-life looks look nothing like their avi's and sigs. Especially ones with hot, half-naked chicks in them.

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