The Critic Game

'One of Kevin Smith's best"

Ben Hur

"One of the best period movies ever."

The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

"Better novel"

Galipoli

"I've never heard of it."

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"The best adaptation of Roald Dahl's novel"

Chariots of Fire

"It had a nice soundtrack."

Alien 3

"So inferior to the previous 2 installments."

There's Something About Mary

One of the Farrelly Bros' best. Cameron Diaz is so damn hot"

Charlie's Angels

"Awful. Just plain awful."

The Ghost and the Darkness

"Douglas, Kilmer and Wilkinson at their worst"

The Master Killer

"Awesome. Just awesome."

Hulk

"Hulk is an unconventional winner"

Atonement

"Oscar worthy film with good performances"

War of the Roses

"A very real movie, and it made me laugh."

Dawn of the Dead (re-make)

"Original was better"

The Accused

"It was okay."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

"A cartooony, yet fun action packed martial arts movie"

Iron Man

"One of the best comic book movies ever."

Event Horizon

"A fair mix of sci fi and horror"

Hulk(Ang Lee's version)

A fair attempt, yet ultimately mediocre.

Beetlejuice.