The Critic Game

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"The greatest mob movie ever made."

Constantine.

Originally posted by Impediment
"The greatest mob movie ever made."

Constantine.

"A typical Keanu Reeves whoa-fest."

Highlander

"A fantastic sword swinging saga."

Alien 3

Anyone? Alien 3?

Special edition better than theatre version
Lethal Weapn

"A good film that lead to crappy sequels."

Cars

"An rehash of every Pixar movie I've already seen; I want my money back!"

Minority Report

"Not Spielberg's best work, but good, nonetheless."

Jaws 4: The Revenge

"Another sequel that wasn't worth my time."

Memento

shot chronologically, a half decent murder thriller, but the way it slowly ties all the loose ends together bit by bit leaves you feeling satisfied at the end, almost like you had just solved the mystery yourself.

Catch Me if You Can

"A surprisingly fun film from Spielberg."

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Somewhat entertaining but not great.

Crash (1996)

Why do people use quotation marks for commenting on the movies indicated by the poster above?

Originally posted by backdoorman
Somewhat entertaining but not great.

Crash (1996)

"A very good film that humbles you."

Originally posted by backdoorman
Why do people use quotation marks for commenting on the movies indicated by the poster above?

Because you're supposed to be a critic. Critics use punctuation. ✅

Mallrats

Bump.

Bump.

Never saw "Bump". However, plenty of critics give reviews from skimming film posters, so:

Yet another tedious, oscar-baiting indie French New Wave paeon with a standout performance from Laura Linney.

You're supposed to name a film afterwords so the game can continue.

Fine, I'll go.

Lethal Weapon

"A fun film that, eventually, became a dreck series."

Dazed and Confused.

*bump* (I wanna keep this game going.)

"The best high school comedy ever!"

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

"A very funny film. Kal Penn at his best."

Master and Commander