You know You're an HP Fan When....

Death Eater...HOT!

My nickname at work was Slytherin. 😊

Slytherins are better looking
*Cough*Draco Malfoy*Cough*

Of course I am...I mean, they are.

Yes...And they got the evil laugh...MWA HAA HA HA.....hehe

mwahaha

Yep...This is random, but I think it's funny that in HP books it says "Erm" and not "Umm", Silly English! 😆

I type both when in conversations online. Depends on how I want to accentuate my confusion.

Erm, is when I'm truly confused. "Erm...I have no idea what's going on."

Umm, is for when I am confused as to why someone doesn't understand something simple. "Umm...you DID look at the fine print didn't you?"

I still think it's funny...Erm HAHA

When your playing chess with your best friend, and breakout into a cold sweat when your knight is about to be taken, and yell out "No, please don't hurt me!" And run out of the room screaming.

When you continuously try and run into the barrier inbetween platforms 9 and 10, and when stopped, claim you need to get to platform 9 and 3/4

When you try and open a locked door by saying 'alohomora'

When the first thing you always write in a new diary is "can you tell me anything about the chamber of secrets?"

😄

... when you burn to a crisp trying to use the lit fireplace as a transportation device.

... when you buy an owl, then find out it isn't so groovy with the whole "tying a message to their leg" thing. and then find out they won't deliver messages. especially in the daylight.

when you're too lazy to get up and reach something in front of you so you try to accio it

When you say Expecto Patronum! to get rid of feelings of sadness. 😐

That's what I do anyway. 🥷

How does that even make any sense? 😐 You FEEL HAPPY to make the patronus appear... no wonder you've never conjured a patronus no2

I...It... shut up. weep

You know what I meant. nahuh You feel despair, so, you get rid of the Dementoids. 😛

bahahahahaha smartass

does it work? mmm

Well mmm Either I feel more depressed because I didn't conjure a glorious Patronus....or I laugh myself sick at my silliness and feel better. mhmm

Cool. Next time I'm depressed, I'll picture you trying to conjure a patronus, and then laugh myself sick at your silliness and feel better. mmm