You know You're an HP Fan When....

Started by emily_fletcher18 pages

Everytime your mom tells you to do something you think is unfair you say, "Why don't you just lock me up under a cupboard under our stairs?!"

You act out parts from the books or movies.

You try every day to get people to move in pictures.

If a twig falls from a tree as you're walking past it you think it's a Whomping(sp?) Willow

You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.

You have a mirror you call "Erised."
You beg your parents to get you an owl.

You try to find the entrance to Diagon Alley

Originally posted by emily_fletcher
You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape"

Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly.

I actually refered to my one teacher as Umbridge once, because she cut my hands by "accident."

You listen to the books at work. 8 hours a day of HP and I get paid for it. MMMMmmmm its nice.

You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
-cough cough- *remembers what happend at school*

You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.

You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape."

You try every day to get people to move in pictures.

Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.

(If you're elsewhere) You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling.

You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.

You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.

You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.

Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.

Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.

You have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.

You say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.

You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.

You have a mirror you call "Erised."

You beg your parents to get you an owl.

You want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.

You constantly quote characters.

You wear black robes and pointed hats.

You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.

You get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad.

You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbers; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother...

You often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys you and you aren't able to use "colorful" language.

People at school call/know you by your Harry Potter screenname.

You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J.K Rowling.

http://www.harrypotterrealm.com/in_readtoomuch.html

emily_fletcher, I hope you made it clear that your submissions weren't your own.

Originally posted by x_hp_fan
You fall for your best friend's sister, or even one of your best friends.

Wait, how would that make you a HP fan if YOU fell for your friend's sister😑?

(towards girls who have brothers only........and gay guys tooshock)You know you're a HP fan when your brother tells you you keep getting new boyfriends every week.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Wait, how would that make you a HP fan if YOU fell for your friend's sister😑?

(towards girls who have brothers only........and gay guys tooshock)You know you're a HP fan when your brother tells you you keep getting new boyfriends every week.

Harry fell for Ginny who is his friend's sister 😐

😠 HEY!!....Oh, that wasn't meant toward me was it?¿ You confused me with the part about the new bf every week 😮

Haha!! Emily got caught!! tongue12

Originally posted by x_hp_fan
You fall for your best friend's sister, or even one of your best friends.

That doesn't have to do with HP though O_O

You claim you are under the Imperius Curse when you try to blow up the people you dislike

Originally posted by x_hp_fan
Harry fell for Ginny who is his friend's sister 😐

😠 HEY!!....Oh, that wasn't meant toward me was it?¿ You confused me with the part about the new bf every week 😮

Haha!! Emily got caught!! tongue12

What I meant was how would it make a GIRL a HP fan if SHE fell for her best friend's SISTER?

No😉.

Really where?

Originally posted by Mortalitas
That doesn't have to do with HP though O_O

You claim you are under the Imperius Curse when you try to blow up the people you dislike

Kay herbdoped

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
What I meant was how would it make a GIRL a HP fan if SHE fell for her best friend's SISTER?

No😉.

Really where?

Oh, okay

😮

Look at Syren's post up there

Originally posted by x_hp_fan
Kay herbdoped Oh, okay

😮

Look at Syren's post up there

So are you gonna answer me😛?

pointandlaughhaha

😱 She did😛

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
So are you gonna answer me😛?

pointandlaughhaha

😱 She did😛

Doesn't means she has to be in love with HP or it could be the brother. But I had put sister to use Harry for an example disgust

pointandlaugh <~ Toward Emily

Originally posted by x_hp_fan
Doesn't means she has to be in love with HP or it could be the brother. But I had put sister to use Harry for an example disgust

pointandlaugh <~ Toward Emily

Oh well😛

now nownono, no pointing at others, pointing is bad😛

*blows up DP*

I was under the Imperius Curse...I swear

Nah just kidding dp :[

Originally posted by Mortalitas
*blows up DP*

I was under the Imperius Curse...I swear

Nah just kidding dp :[

😂I hope you are kidding about the explosion too😠😛