The Best OTF Member: Elimination Game (Uber Version)

Started by ~Da Moose~6 pages
Originally posted by §P0oONY
You have no idea how many decades I've been working on that post. Don't ruin it for me. weep

Oh..sorry. 🥷 What proper response would have been better?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Ok...that was unexpected.

So, the billions of pennies I have, combined with the fact that you can bounce them off my ass, is the reason. Good. My life is complete.

I do it all just to see that smile on your face touched

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh..sorry. 🥷 What proper response would have been better?

"😆

You truly have the greatest comic mind in the universe, if only you were gay."

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"😆

You truly have the greatest comic mind in the universe, if only you were gay."

'kay.... 😕

😆

You truly have the greatest comic mind in the universe, if only you were gay and willing to enter into a same sex relationship with me and have a nice marriage on top of a mountain, whereby I could declare my lifelong affection for you and tell everyone it was your sexily funny mind that stole my heart. Oh, joy and rapture.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I do it all just to see that smile on your face touched

Well, it wasn't in vain. If only I could find a way to make you truly happy in return. 🙁

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
'kay.... 😕

😆

You truly have the greatest comic mind in the universe, if only you were gay and willing to enter into a same sex relationship with me and have a nice marriage on top of a mountain, whereby I could declare my lifelong affection for you and tell everyone it was your sexily funny mind that stole my heart. Oh, joy and rapture.....

Are you coming on to me? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, it wasn't in vain. If only I could find a way to make you truly happy in return. 🙁

Strip on cam? hmm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Are you coming on to me? 😕

A little bit, but not enough for you to get excited about.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Strip on cam? hmm

SURE!!! But only if you want to!! That would be great!!! 💃 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A little bit, but not enough for you to get excited about.

Oh.... Okay.... Why not enough to get excited about? Is there something wrong with me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
SURE!!! But only if you want to!! That would be great!!! 💃 😱

Sweet, how's 2 pm for you?
I'll give you time to shave in all the right places.......like you know your face leftright

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Oh.... Okay.... Why not enough to get excited about? Is there something wrong with me?

Because.....Oh man...how can I break this to you gently?

🙁

I'm not gay. There is nothing gay about me. I don't want anything to do with gayness. Gay is not my style. I hate everyone's penis but my own. I am straight.

😕

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sweet, how's 2 pm for you?
I'll give you time to shave in all the right places.......like you know your face leftright

Heh heh...oh, its ME stripping?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Heh heh...oh, its ME stripping?

Well duh, I went last week doped

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Because.....Oh man...how can I break this to you gently?

🙁

I'm not gay. There is nothing gay about me. I don't want anything to do with gayness. Gay is not my style. I hate everyone's penis but my own. I am straight.

😕


So it's the size of my penis...... Shallow bastard. mhm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
So it's the size of my penis...... Shallow bastard. mhm

He's clearly penisist.

Originally posted by silver_tears
He's clearly penisist.

Clearly hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well duh, I went last week doped

For me? Was I present? 😕

Originally posted by §P0oONY
So it's the size of my penis...... Shallow bastard. mhm

How the hell did you pull THAT one out of what I said? 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
For me? Was I present? 😕

You may or may not have been passed out on the couch.
I take no responsibility for that, I mean just because I crushed those pills into your drink does not mean a thing!
Those cops have nothing! lookaround