The Johnnyforever Thread!

Started by dave_kodak422 pages

there you go, eat that.

I will in about an hour ✅

Entertain me yawn

Originally posted by johnnyforever
I will in about an hour ✅

Entertain me yawn

ok ...well heres a story for yah.

{The Following Program May Contain Steve Buscemi, Viewer Digression is not Advised...dave nailed Ben Affleck's wife?}

"Today on the show we meet Sean Bean, who will most likely be the new co-host, we finaly get something from ender, and we talk about Real news for once, stay tuned all this coming up. Right now."

*"Hang'n With" intro plays*

Dave- "Hello, welcome to another Monday night Radio Show, im Your host, dave kodak, here with me is Sean Bean"
Sean- "hi dave, wow crazy stuff many killing Buscemi"
Dave- "yes it was sean, haha we started off with dragging Steve Buscemi's dead body to a lake, then we had to climb the Leonardo building"
Sean- "that wasnt us, that was last week on clerks"
Dave- "... so it was, right you are sean, so lets look right into the news"

[oh well aint that just the shit, NEWS!]

Dave- " today in the news...."E-Rape, have we gone to far?", this story was printed out of Boston, when a man E-raped a 13 year old girl untill she was knocked up"
Sean- "dave how the hell does that even work?"
Dave- "hey i dont make the news i just read it, so anyway the girl is now Suing her E-Rapist one mr.Hargenbern, for said rape"
Sean-" no dave that really doesnt work you cant E-rape someone, it just cant be done."
Dave-" i could E-Rape you right now if i wanted to sean"
Sean-"no, you cant"
Dave-" Wanna make a bet?"
Sean-"yes i do, you can not E-Rape Me"
Dave-"ok..." *E-Rape's Sean Bean* "there, now what do you have to say?"
Sean- "well i'll be E-Raped..."

[i guess we cant all have good news]

{Ender's Gmod of the Week is linked to you by... ME!} --->in which he did not due, so the rest of the show what happens, happens due to this. <---

Dave-"so Sean we missed last week, as you know i was sick"
Sean- "that i do dave, that i do."
Dave-"... i quit"
Sean- "what do you Quit?"
dave-" this all this, the show sucks we have as many listeners as 2 has female wifes."
Sean-"so your done? thats it, game over man? is it Game Over?"
Dave-"yes. yes it is... im dave kodak... and well. thats it,so i guess my lasts words are......"
Sean-"yes dave?"
Dave-"Today on 2Sense we talk about E-Rape and how it could be bad for Children, Something about Gary Busey in the news, we'll look into that, and more Furry news that may just shock non-furr's all that coming up right after this"
*play's 2Sense Intro*
Dave-"Hello and welcome to 2Sense the only show that dave is ripping off as he stoped his show."

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Shows.htm

😂 what's that?

thats my Final "Hang'n With" show.
before sean bean i had Steve Buscemi on it, and before that it was me and Viggo. lasted like 24 or 25 episodes.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
thats my Final "Hang'n With" show.
before sean bean i had Steve Buscemi on it, and before that it was me and Viggo. lasted like 24 or 25 episodes.
Oh wow 😄

meh. it became crapy.

oh just a minut..

Originally posted by johnnyforever
I will in about an hour ✅

Entertain me yawn

YouTube video

ok 😊

yeah... ish?

Originally posted by Scottie
YouTube video
nuts
nuts180

KMFDM Attak-Reload

30 STM ... Attack 🤘

i want sleep.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
nuts
nuts180
oh

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i want sleep.
it's only 5:00pm there though 🙁

Originally posted by Scottie
oh
It was funny 😛.. but a little strange shockyes

Originally posted by johnnyforever
it's only 5:00pm there though 🙁
how did you know that?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
how did you know that?
I know... I'm your girlfriend shockyes

And you told me ✅

Originally posted by johnnyforever
I know... I'm your girlfriend shockyes

i did???

WHEN?!?!?!

And you told me ✅