Johnny Depp: What's this? It looks like a thread for me. Wow, I'm very flattered, thank you Johnnyforever.
Johnnyforever: 😱 Johnny Depp?! firefirefireph AAAAAAAAH faint
Johnny Depp: Are you alright luv?
Johnnyforever: I'm. Alright. Now. droolio
Johnny Depp: You're kinda cute................I'd dump Vannessa for you!
Johnnyforever: oh Really?
Johnny Depp: Of course luv! Marry me?
Johnnyforever: I've been waiting my whole life for this baby!!
*they share a passionate kiss and live happily ever after*
The End..........
Vanessa: JOHNNY!!!! disgust
Johnny and me: pointandlaugh