x-23 vs spiderman

Started by StiltmanFTW6 pages
Originally posted by BUSTER1
^ And we also know when Parker Spidey fights Matt, he holds back. Otto won't.

Not always.

Like that'd help him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She beat him in the comic.
He didnt fight her in the comic, didnt even attempt to throw a punch, only tryed to calm her down.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We all know what happens when enraged Spidey fights Matt... DD dominates 😛
Except for that time when Pete oneshotted him effortlessly.😛 Jokes aside I do think Matt will kick Spider-Ock's ass.

Originally posted by SamZED
He didnt fight her in the comic, didnt even attempt to throw a punch, only tryed to calm her down.

He was too busy dodging, shooting webbing, etc...

Originally posted by SamZED

Except for that time when Pete oneshotted him effortlessly.😛 Jokes aside I do think Matt will kick Spider-Ock's ass.

When they were in their civies, not really valid.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He was too busy dodging, shooting webbing, etc...

When they were in their civies, not really valid.

He was fighting a teenage girl. One of the thing I believe that makes you hate Parker is his, in your opinion, being a pussy. This characteristic hindered him in the comic book fight against X23. He would not go full out against a gitl who looks no more than 16 years old who he had never met before. X23 on the other hand fought to her optimum. If Spidey gets serious, he kicks her all over the place.

Originally posted by BUSTER1
He was fighting a teenage girl. One of the thing I believe that makes you hate Parker is his, in your opinion, being a pussy. This characteristic hindered him in the comic book fight against X23. He would not go full out against a gitl who looks no more than 16 years old who he had never met before. X23 on the other hand fought to her optimum. If Spidey gets serious, he kicks her all over the place.

Looks more like X was holding back the killing blow if you ask me...
Why would Bugboy be holding back against someone with a healing factor and claws that can oneshot him into sliced spider sausage anyway?

Originally posted by Mshinu
Looks more like X was holding back the killing blow if you ask me...
Why would Bugboy be holding back against someone with a healing factor and claws that can oneshot him into sliced spider sausage anyway?

What? he couldn't have thrown her off? He can lift at least 10tones and she only weighs about 130 ilbs at most. AND he was stil joking.

Originally posted by BUSTER1
What? he couldn't have thrown her off?

Ehh.. see that hand at his throat? He is only alive because she did not take the SNIKT option.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Ehh.. see that hand at his throat? He is only alive because she did not take the SNIKT option.

And when she didn't take the "snikt" option, punch to the head and she's out.

Originally posted by BUSTER1
And when she didn't take the "snikt" option, punch to the head and she's out.

Good, we agree that she spared his life then. 🙂

Originally posted by Mshinu
Looks more like X was holding back the killing blow if you ask me...
Why would Bugboy be holding back against someone with a healing factor and claws that can oneshot him into sliced spider sausage anyway?
Please. He didnt even try to throw a punch while she made several attempts to land lethal blows and failed. To say that he was holding back is an understatement. Heck Civil War Cap vs Punisher was more of a fight than this. If Parker actually tried (or at least cared enough to try and throw a punch instead of trying to reason with her while making jokes) there would be nothing left for her to regenerate from. As for why would he hold back? Maybe because he had no idea what her powers were and she looked like aN ordinary 13 year old girl with claws? Not really the kind of opponent Parker would try to hurt.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He was too busy dodging, shooting webbing, etc...

When they were in their civies, not really valid.

Why not? Matt tried his best to ko Pete as fast as possible regardless of the suits. Not like costumes add some extra durability. Pete still oneshotted him.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Good, we agree that she spared his life then. 🙂

She could've lunged for the "kill" shot, and Pete, who, bearing in mind is a LOT stronger would move out of X's way then smacked her in the head for a KO.

I go by what I said before. Current Ock Superior Spidey takes X23 apart . THe REAL Spidey also kicks her cute little ass.

Effortlessly that is.

Originally posted by SamZED
Please. He didnt even try to throw a punch while she made several attempts to land lethal blows and failed. To say that he was holding back is an understatement. Heck Civil War Cap vs Punisher was more of a fight than this. If Parker actually tried (or at least cared enough to try and throw a punch instead of trying to reason with her while making jokes) there would be nothing left for her to regenerate from. As for why would he hold back? Maybe because he had no idea what her powers were and she looked like aN ordinary 13 year old girl with claws? Not really the kind of opponent Parker would try to hurt.

They fought. Parker lost. CW Punisher didn't fight back at all.

Ordinary 13 years old? Not really. More like an illegal whore. Wild and dangerous.

Originally posted by SamZED
Why not? Matt tried his best to ko Pete as fast as possible regardless of the suits. Not like costumes add some extra durability. Pete still oneshotted him.

Wrong. Just because Parker's costume is a stinky cloth doesn't mean every other hero wear the same.

DD's suit was designed by Reed Richards, Taskmaster's costume ain't no normal cloth either (it saved him from Doombot's magical attack even). Only Parker is dumb enough to wear pyjamas...

Anyway, my point was they weren't fighting at their best because they worry about their secret identities... Matt has to pretend he's just a hapless blind man, so he was in worse position.

Originally posted by BUSTER1
I go by what I said before. Current Ock Superior Spidey takes X23 apart . THe REAL Spidey also kicks her cute little ass.

Oct Spidey vs x-23 should probably look something like this:

😉

Funny you posted that... you realize that Kirkman is the writer of Invincible and he wrote X-23/Spiderman fight?

Fail. Omega one.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Funny you posted that... you realize that Kirkman is the writer of Invincible and he wrote X-23/Spiderman fight?

Fail. Omega one.

Somehow, I doubt Kirkman has the same latitude writing for Marvel that he does for his pet series. 😛

The point is, Invincible is one of the only comics that shows what happens when a ridiculously strong character fights a weaker character.. And Spidey is certainly strong enough to do this to X-23.

They'll never allow such a thing to be written at Marvel, but the difference is there. We're talking TONS here.

Originally posted by cdtm
Somehow, I doubt Kirkman has the same latitude writing for Marvel that he does for his pet series. 😛

I imagine Marvel editors were working real hard to hold him back and censor everything 😆

Originally posted by cdtm
The point is, Invincible is one of the only comics that shows what happens when a ridiculously strong character fights a weaker character.. And Spidey is certainly strong enough to do this to X-23.

They'll never allow such a thing to be written at Marvel, but the difference is there. We're talking TONS here.

Thing is, Laura would still be able fight afrer sustaining such injuries. And she's likely to attack first, too. Gore would be even worse with her adamantium claws.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They fought. Parker lost. CW Punisher didn't fight back at all.

Ordinary 13 years old? Not really. More like an illegal whore. Wild and dangerous.

Right. Parker lost and @&$! the context. Like the fact that he didnt fight back at all. He lost to X. Wolverine also got his ass handed to him by X. Cap also handed him his ass during AvX. Just like Elektra during enemy of the state, Dd during Ennis run and freaking Gorilla Man and screw the context.
Right?

X tried to stab Parker several times and failed, Parker didnt lift a finger to hurt her. End of story. Hardly what it ld look like in a firum fight.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Wrong. Just because Parker's costume is a stinky cloth doesn't mean every other hero wear the same.

DD's suit was designed by Reed Richards, Taskmaster's costume ain't no normal cloth either (it saved him from Doombot's magical attack even). Only Parker is dumb enough to wear pyjamas...

Anyway, my point was they weren't fighting at their best because they worry about their secret identities... Matt has to pretend he's just a hapless blind man, so he was in worse position.

Because combo to ko in midflight is an average fighting tactics for every blind person? he tried his best to ko Pete as fast as possible an even stated so on pannel but got his ass oneshotted. Costume is no excuse. Dont argue with me Stilt, im drunk right now and capable of anything.

Originally posted by SamZED
Right. Parker lost and @&$! the context. Like the fact that he didnt fight back at all. He lost to X. Wolverine also got his ass handed to him by X. Cap also handed him his ass during AvX. Just like Elektra during enemy of the state, Dd during Ennis run and freaking Gorilla Man and screw the context.
Right?

X tried to stab Parker several times and failed, Parker didnt lift a finger to hurt her. End of story. Hardly what it ld look like in a firum fight.

Again with the LIEZ? durhulk He tried to web her up - that's fighting back. Grabbed her arms and yelled at her - that's also his (pathetic) try at fighting back 😱

Parker was the one who got hurt by the fall and was at her mercy, so yeah he lost.

Originally posted by SamZED
Because combo to ko in midflight is an average fighting tactics for every blind person? he tried his best to ko Pete as fast as possible an even stated so on pannel but got his ass oneshotted. Costume is no excuse. Dont argue with me Stilt, im drunk right now and capable of anything.

He attacked once and missed. There were witnesses here. Parker, Murdock and Wayne have a long history of greatly holding back while in civies and not masked.

Wait, being drunk is not your natural state yet? Even with being a 100% Russian and all? Walking a fine line between the wrong and right, huh? Grey Side of the Force? 😄