Why I'm a Better Person than You

I gave a homeless person a fiver once, I'm just too nice.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I was 11 lbs 5 oz 313

Fatty 😱

I've nearly been in a bunch of single car car accidents simply for swerving hard to miss animals who jump in front of my car...I cherish dogs more than my own life, that's why I'm a better person than you.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Fatty 😱

Because I have better grades? 😗

I dont give a crap about any of your problems or your reasons for being better than me, thats why Im better than you 131wank

Originally posted by Impediment
Because I went to Iraq and got shot.

Lol, dude, that's why you're f*cking awesome, man.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I gave birth to 4 daughters each weighing more then 8 pounds....

Yeah but not all at the same time... 😕

3 of those 4 was natural.... no drugs.... cry .... so Im better then you. 😊

You saying one of your girls isnt natural? 😱

Went for my brown belt in jujitsu and was awarded a black belt so I'm better than you! donatello

I stay up until 6 in the morning, and that's why I'm a better person than you 🙂

I inject HIV to newborn babies, thats why Im better than you 😊

I make better Warhammer sigs 😛

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year

But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it 🙂

im better than you because well i get more p*ssy then you.

I'm better than you because I'm not delusional 😉

Originally posted by PiruBlood
im better than you because well i get more p*ssy then you.

I got free tickets to Transformers preview screening, thats why Im better than you 😎

Originally posted by Mišt
I got free tickets to Transformers preview screening, thats why Im better than you 😎

I once stopped beating up a kid because an ounce of pity overcame me