Give The Person Above You A Present

Started by Ultraman Baltan8 pages

*gives Spartan the advice to not make flames just because someone finally told him he is a total dick that just wants to ruin everything*

*gives spartan a pre realeased version of halo 3*

Completely ignores everything Baltan is saying and gives Killa $1000 for being awesome

*gives Spartan a Chucky doll*

That movie blows

*reminds Spartan that a Chuckie doll isn't a movie* 🙄

Reminds Baltan that I obviously know that Chucky was the doll from Childs Play... the movie.... 🤨

Edit

*takes the cash and uses it to buy dru...candy*

*gives him a Captain America T-Shirt*

*Gives my heart*

*Literally takes it out of my body and gives it away*

*It's so fragile*

*I'm tired of it shattering......All............Of...........The...........Time...*

"Where is that knife............"

cry

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*gives him a stainless steal heart with a five year waranty*

(A heart made of steel)

How appropriate

*inserts heart*

*Now I feel nothing, as cold as the steel within my chest*

*Much better than those stupid emotions*

F*ck Humanity. 😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
(A heart made of steel)

How appropriate

*inserts heart*

*Now I feel nothing, as cold as the steel within my chest*

*Much better than those stupid emotions*

F*ck Humanity. 😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Well, what about my f**king present??? 😠

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, what about my f**king present??? 😠
I have a heart of steel.

I don't give a flying f*ck about you............anymore.........sor.........or anybody else.........plea............so just deal with it. glare

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*gives innerise a .22 to end the pain of life...for good*

*Shoots self*

*Heart of steel won't let it penetrate skin and it bounces off with such a force that it rips through KILLA420's nut sack*

"This just isn't fair"

*Throws gun on ground*

*walks away*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*gives 12-guage shot gun, with instructions to put gun in mouth BEFORE shooting*

*Shoots self in mouth*

*Steel of Heart as some sort of magnetic pulse and won't let me get the gun anywhere near my mouth. When I open my mouth, it just comes out strong*

*attempts to shoot anyway*

*The waves shoot the bullet back away from me and it rips through KILLA420's Left Nipple*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*gives innerrise a real heart