When you ask me why I believe...

he who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger

Originally posted by PVS
he who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger

Heh..Heh..Heh.. only if he has forgotten to take his head out of his a$$, in order to wipe it the night before.

Does thou understand where I'm going with this?

Perhaps not..so let me extrapolate.

A man who does not know the difference between his head and his behind, only serves in proving to others - that he does not know what is in them.

Good day to ye all. God bless.

naaa, thats a bit longwinded for a fortune cookie.

i mean...thats what you're doing, right? writing for novelty joke fortune cookies?

Originally posted by PVS
naaa, thats a bit longwinded for a fortune cookie.

i mean...thats what you're doing, right? writing for novelty joke fortune cookies?

I think you are right, he sounds like a joke fortune cookie.

yeah, so i figured i'd help out...and offer some that might actually be funny.

oh here's another:

"he who fart in church sit in his own pew"

Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
A good man is always there for his friends; a fool is there only when he has need of them. And a wise man is there -- for all of those in need.

And only a fool would defend his enemy.

We' ve all had our fun, back on track now.

So does this mean that you're not goint to tell me who you're stealing quotes from?

Does somebody with so few ideas of his own that he has to steal other peoples' qualify as a wise man, do you suppose?

He he he. Okay last one --

It twas difficult for me to find the greatest fool among them..because for every fool I found - there was always a greater fool around who supported him.

Thy all have made it a pleasure gentlemen. Good day once again to ye all. God bless.

Originally posted by Gregory
So does this mean that you're not goint to tell me who you're stealing quotes from?

Does somebody with so few ideas of his own that he has to steal other peoples' qualify as a wise man, do you suppose?

He is just making it up.

and who-be the greatest fool to cry 'group think' when laughed at for declaring the world to be flat?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He is just making it up.

He's not making all of it up; the "dares to be a fool" line is from essayist James Gibbons Huneker, an essayist, and I strongly suspect that the rest of the fool stuff is also stollen, although I can't track it down with Google.

Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
A good man is always there for his friends; a fool is there only when he has need of them. And a wise man is there -- for all of those in need.

Its just filler, trying to cover a lack of content.

Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
A good man is always there for his friends; a fool is there only when he has need of them. And a wise man is there -- for all of those in need.

Also, being long-winded is one of the best ways to go about insulting someone without directly insulting him.

Originally posted by FeceMan
You know, just because he's whob doesn't mean some of the things he says don't make sense.

Also, being long-winded is one of the best ways to go about insulting someone without directly insulting him.

why dont you stop admiring him from afar and start exchanging nude photos

Originally posted by FeceMan
You know, just because he's whob

He's not posted in 6 days, but hes not Account Restricted

Originally posted by Alliance
He's not posted in 6 days, but hes not [b]Account Restricted [/B]

Perhaps his absence is a sign he has admitted defeat. Or maybe he is off gathering his resources (that is the Bible) for a counter attack.

I'm not going to speculate.