Originally posted by Strangelove
I wasn't really going to , I think they're awful 🙁
BULLSHIT!
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!