Exercise Routines!!!

Anyone know of any exersise routines that you can show ,me with pictures. 💃 💃

I'm a huge piece of flab, so whatev.

😂

Any bits of yoga you can incorporate into your routine is good for you.

You should do what I do. Lift 500 pound weights to gain muscle, then stretch to make sure you don't get disgustingly bulky. Then you tense then relax your face for an hour or two, and you'll look great. I have to warn you though, when you're done, women might get so horny from looking at you that they die.

Originally posted by Council#13
You should do what I do. Lift 500 pound weights to gain muscle, then stretch to make sure you don't get disgustingly bulky. Then you tense then relax your face for an hour or two, and you'll look great. I have to warn you though, when you're done, women might get so horny from looking at you that they die.

*stares*

You see, the reason why you're alive is that I haven't done it in a few weeks. Consider yourself lucky, Syren.

Originally posted by Council#13
You see, the reason why you're alive is that I haven't done it in a few weeks. Consider yourself lucky, Syren.

No, no. I'm just fascinated. The faces you were making, I mean, wow.

Was I making faces? Or feces? 😖hifty: I think it's the former. I've gone beyond making such primitive forms of excrement.

i do about 3 sets of ninety push ups a day, plus three sets of one hundred crunches. Then I do some jaw exercises and it really gets your jawline defined.

Originally posted by Arctic
i do about 3 sets of ninety push ups a day, plus three sets of one hundred crunches. Then I do some jaw exercises and it really gets your jawline defined.

Ahh, going for the Marv look are we?
But if serious, that is a good push up and crunch setup you have.
What are your variations in them?

I like to do 12oz curls. 🍺

You and I both doped

I don't do any exercise, unless you count a lot of walking because I don't drive and a hell of a lot of dancing dontgetit

Originally posted by silver_tears
You and I both doped

Dancing is good! Especially when you let it really take you away

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Dancing is good! Especially when you let it really take you away

I dont exercise

Originally posted by ThePittman
You haven't seen me dance. 😛 chicken2

No, but I can imagine it!

I'm the chicken, really that's me 😛