The Official Nazzy Fanclub
This is the official club for all lovers, admirers, and all general likers of Naz. Whether you first knew me as Nazgulinthedark, Naz, or even Moo Cow, now is your time to pledge your love for me!
So, first, please remove your hats, take out a napkin,
and I will lead you in the pledge of Nazzytasticness:
I pledge allegiance to Naz, the coolest person on KMC,
and to the coolness for which she stands,
One person, on KMC, super awesome, with hugs and root beer for all.
Now that you've all done that, you also must make a pledge to Benjamin the Miniature Pony, and Sir Frederick II the Trumpet.
I pledge allegiance to Benjamin and Sir Frederick II,
and all the nazzytasticness associated with them,
one pony and one trumpet, special to our wonderful Naz, and thus holy and sacred items.
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Welcome to the Nazzy Fanclub! Grab and root beer and a napkin and have a nice time!