Girlfriends.....Can't live with em...can't sleep without em.

This is the thread where we talk about the shit we do to our girlfriends. This is basically because of the complaints about the boyfriend thread. So...

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 🥷

😆 I can't post here either because I don't have a girlfriend 😉

Have you ever had a girlfriend or spouse? If so, come on in.

Where's the Mini Bar? thorinn

I'm sure Impediment will be posting in here. hmm

I'm ready

Originally posted by ThePittman

I'm ready

Originally posted by Thorinn
Share the wealth!! 😱

Drunk much? detective

ID. 07/28/1982

my girlfriend says that she cant live without my cunnalingis. this inspires me to eat her pussy even more so.

Originally posted by dr. pookie
my girlfriend says that she cant live without my cunnalingis. this inspires me to eat her pussy even more so.

When I used to have a girlfriend, I knew the relationship was going bad when I started pretending she was someone else during sex, and masturbating to her Victoria Secret magazines. 😬

My last girlfriend was horrible. As a matter of fact, it made my life worse. Hopefully this girl that likes me now isn't a psycho. Pretty sure she isn't.
Actually, my date life has really sucked. That's why I am single a lot. Terrified if my next girlfriend will be bad as well.

I'll have a mohito.

....I dont think its a gay drink.

Mohiiiitooo

I would die without girls(and yes im a guy...ive been mistaken before by my sigs hehe)

My last girlfriend broke my heart I need your booze Pittman to drink away my troubles! 😱

so i've been told i'd make a very bad girlfriend.
😐

Ex-girlfriends = 😘

Current girlfriend = 😍 😱 Going all the way!

srug Never had a girlfriend, just haven't found the right person yet

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
so i've been told i'd make a very bad girlfriend.
😐

I do make a bad girlfriend. doped
I'm kinda like a guy and such, I just don't care enough 😮