Yo Momma Match

Darth Vader Vs Mace Windu is 'YO MOMMA' Match. Who would win?

Kreuger, Kreuger, Kreuger. The sooner you realize you'll never beat my noobiness, the sooner you'll become a happier man.

I gotta give it to Windu. I mean, he's got lines that are pretty hardcore, like:

"Take a seat young Skywalker!!!"

and

"Dis partys OVA!!"

He's pretty extreme, hard to top that IMO.

Originally posted by Captain SEX
Kreuger, Kreuger, Kreuger. The sooner you realize you'll never beat my noobiness, the sooner you'll become a happier man.

Your are not n00bish in any way.

Neither of you are. 😐

It's official: All the possible Versus threads have been taken. 😐

Windu would pwn Vader, purely on the theory that you can't outdo a black dude in a Yo Momma (English translation: Your Mother) match.

No, Vader does not count as a black guy. He's just a kind of reverse Michael Jackson. With less nonceing. Probably.

Plus: "yo Momma was a slave biatch who played bondage games with sand people"
There's no comeback for that. Except cutting the guys nob off.

*nods*

Windu is a BMF...

Originally posted by Lord Coal
Windu would pwn Vader, purely on the theory that you can't outdo a black dude in a Yo Momma (English translation: Your Mother) match.

No, Vader does not count as a black guy. He's just a kind of reverse Michael Jackson. With less nonceing. Probably.

Plus: "yo Momma was a slave biatch who played bondage games with sand people"
There's no comeback for that. Except cutting the guys nob off.

Dude....Ever heard of Harp Perkins? HE DOMINATED EVERYONE in Yo Momma match(its a tv show too) and crowned as the King Of L.A in Yo Momma match.

That show's also fake.

Originally posted by Captain SEX
That show's also fake.

No it isn't dummy...

how is it fake? And what about Hair Jordan? the red headed Napolean Dynomite lookin kid....he tore people up.

Hush wannabe noob.

me?

No Subjekt to me, the king of n00bs.

Also, watch Harp, HE RIPPED AND PWNED.

'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with your momma so it burns when I pee!'

'Your mom is like an SUV, six construction guys insider her'

'Your mom's ass got more crack then Bob and Whitney!'

'Yo momma so nasty, she got more rapper inside her than iPod!'

oh yea i have heard that. yea dude's funny.

Originally posted by Noob_Krueger
No Subjekt to me, the king of n00bs.

Also, watch Harp, HE RIPPED AND PWNED.

'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with your momma so it burns when I pee!'

'Your mom is like an SUV, six construction guys insider her'

'Your mom's ass got more crack then Bob and Whitney!'

'Yo momma so nasty, she got more rapper inside her than iPod!'

LMAO 😆

I would win.

Yo momma is like Mcdonalds: Cheap fast and greasy.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but yo momma kills me when she gets on top.

Yo momma's so skinny that she uses cheerios as hula hoops.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

You made those up?