100 celebs that will survive a SAW trap

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100 celebs that will survive a SAW trap

my choice is CHUCK NORRIS! he will roundhouse kick jigsaw even before he puts him into a trap. he will rounchouse kick everybody!

I'll go with Jet Li.

Christopher Lee, after all he is the King Of Horror.

Bruce Campbell.

He'd saw off his foot no problem. Then he'd probably attach a sledge to the stub or something.

Duh,Bruce Campbell...how did I not think of him first?

Originally posted by Wolfie
Bruce Campbell.

He'd saw off his foot no problem. Then he'd probably attach a sledge to the stub or something.

Or like the chick on the "Grind House" poster attach a freakin assualt rifle to it!!

Hulk Hogan!!!! cause nobody get up after his patented Leg Drop!!!😠

Paris Hilton

she'd **** her way into living

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
Paris Hilton

she'd **** her way into living

😂

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
Paris Hilton

she'd **** her way into living

Hilarious and so true. 😂

oh lol, the word i had type was slu.t

so that is " she would slu.t her way into living"

lol hilarious and probly true lol

even no i hate him but ill go with michael jackson becuase he would probly melest him before anyhting would happen....jigsaw would find michael jackson humping the head of the puppet in the corner of the room. hahaha

i did not have sexual relations...with that puppet

OMG you guys are hilarious...in a very off kilter kinda way...I wonder if Michael would break into the Thriller dance,too.

lol i woudnt dout it

God I would love to see that...the music is playing in my head right now...and there goes Michael...after the puppet...who then proceeds to tell Michael "But I'm not a real boy," as he backs into a corner.

Whahahahaa!

It could get even uglier! The puppet's nose growing after it made it's defensive speech, and Michael going all 'Hmmm, hubba hubba little friend!'

LMFAO...God theres some warped senses of humor in here...I feel so at home.

Wacko Jacko would be in that chain trap like in Saw III. One of the chains would be through his nose.

I think a better question would be, Which celebrity would you like to see in a Saw trap? Paris Hilton of course. I would love to see her in the 360 degree trap from Saw 3.