starting vigilantes

Started by DarkSaint858 pages
Originally posted by Spawningpool
That's what I do I usually go for small drug dealers or pimps.

Frank Castle right here.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Frank Castle right here.

I watched my dog and my cat get beat up by teenagers and from that moment on I knew what I wanted to do

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I watched my dog and my cat get beat up by teenagers and from that moment on I knew what I wanted to do

Were they also pimped out and hooked on crack?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Were they also pimped out and hooked on crack?

No I freed them before anything happend but my dog now has PTSD and my cat has a scar on it's left paw

Originally posted by Spawningpool
No I freed them before anything happend but my dog now has PTSD and my cat has a scar on it's left paw

How did you find the miscreants who did such a terrible deed? And what did you do when you found them?

I followed them. I found their hideout. A rundown studio apartment filled with sex toys and Doritos. It smelt of rubber, blueberry, and stale chips. But I had a mission I snuck in threw a window one of the men were making love to a sex doll I ran up to him and hit him with my baseball bat with all I got he fell to the floor and did not get back up. Talk about getting caught with your pants down. I then tiptoed across the room where my beloved mr. Snuggles and chopper were. Two men entered the room wearing nothing but gimp masks. That's when they saw me smiling I opened my dogs cage and shouted "chopper sick balls" chopper barked and ran to one of the men and started knowing at his testicles. I ran up to the other one hitting him too in the testicles and then the head. Knocking him out. That's when I told chopper he has had enough. Chopper stopped and walked to me licking my hand. Of course I was grossed out knowing that his tongue have been on that Hispanic mans balls. The man stood up and ran out. I walked over to the cage to where my cat was. I opened the cage and picked him up. Me and chopper ran all the way back to my house. Never have I felt so alive.

Originally posted by relentless1
don't have the capital for Doombots yet, gotta use what I got, besides I can just kill henchmen on a whim if overhead becomes too much

Dress them up like robots in your image then. A lack of capital never stopped this guy.

Only if raz could see us now

Become a sniper and take out the leaders of companies and countries, forget the street scum. 👆

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Become a sniper and take out the leaders of companies and countries, forget the street scum. 👆

Woah bruh we gotta start slow

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
This thread is the best.
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Woah bruh we gotta start slow

(s)Lower than Putin, Merkel and Obama? Is that even possible? 😕

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
(s)Lower than Putin, Merkel and Obama? Is that even possible? 😕

Romney and Cheney but Cheney will probably try to shoot me first

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Romney and Cheney but Cheney will probably try to shoot me first

👆 Prep for your mission, I believe in you ^^.

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
👆 Prep for your mission, I believe in you ^^.

If I don't live delete my search history

Originally posted by Spawningpool
If I don't live delete my search history

👆
😂

I've been influencing supposed "crazies" behind the scenes to do crazy shit in Canada, threatened their families etc etc, gotta start small am I right? Next stop: Quebec

Originally posted by relentless1
I've been influencing supposed "crazies" behind the scenes to do crazy shit in Canada, threatened their families etc etc, gotta start small am I right? Next stop: Quebec

So what is your goal?

Originally posted by Spawningpool
So what is your goal?

to get pussy

Originally posted by relentless1
to get pussy

So you are gonna build a Canadian army so you can get some pussy?