The Book Club For Really Smart People Club.

I like James Joyce.

Finnegan's Wake is a bit bastardy though.

All about Ulysses.

One of the most fun-to-read books ever.

I like to read it out-loud with no shoes on. You?

I just read it.

Whilst watching bukkake.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I just read it.

Whilst watching bukkake.

Gross 😐

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I just read it.

Whilst watching bukkake.

Sweet.

*face like a deflated bowling ball*

Oh I adore Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Being, but that is the only book I have read from the man, if you have read any of his other books, do you have any recommendations?

I also put the Mitchell books down on my book list, not going to buy any just yet because I have piles of books to get through.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Gross 😐

W-what's your point?

Originally posted by manorastroman
"labyrinths", it's a collection of short stories, parables, essays. very good translation.

Based on your recommendation, I got myself a copy of Borges' Labyrinths today. I'll let you know what I think when I'm done with it.

Hold your breath.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
W-what's your point?

M-my point is that it is degrading to women and also a despicable sexual practice. You sick, sick boy. What would you do if that's done to your mother or sister? Just gross.

You can continue now 😊

How is it degrading? Most women love it because it's so good for their skin.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
How is it degrading? Most women love it because it's so good for their skin.

Is that true? hmm

Tell me more, oh wise one. I beg you.

Why is the poll so random? dancing

It's better if I just show you, and let you experience it for yourself.

Actions speak louder than words, don'tcha know?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's better if I just show you, and let you experience it for yourself.

Actions speak louder than words, don'tcha know?

That seems too complicated 😐

Why don't you and Victor do it to each other and send me samples of your skin? ✅

But why do you guys not talk about books anymore? faint

Oh, it's not complicated at all, my dear. You just lie back and smile...

As for demonstrating it with Victor, I'm afraid this won't work. He has neither delcious boobs, nor beautiful, soulful, intelligent, exquisite eyes like a sunrise...Sunrise, felt like morning in your eyes.

I like books. I was told to read 'The Lovely Bones', so I am currently complying, although I find it rather too melancholy for my liking. Also, I don't usually read books written by girls, but I made an exception in this case.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, it's not complicated at all, my dear. You just lie back and smile...

As for demonstrating it with Victor, I'm afraid this won't work. He has neither delcious boobs, nor beautiful, soulful, intelligent, exquisite eyes like a sunrise...Sunrise, felt like morning in your eyes.

I like books. I was told to read 'The Lovely Bones', so I am currently complying, although I find it rather too melancholy for my liking. Also, I don't usually read books written by girls, but I made an exception in this case.

Hmm, I think I have to ask my parents first. And the police. I really should ask the police ✅

You are soo cute eyes surprise, surprise...but the clock's held 9:15 for hours 😕

What is it about dancing And why don't you read books by girls? Are you a chauvinist?

Oh, golf shoes...Are you ridiculously young? I feel dirty. Forgive me.

It's about a 14 year old girl who is murdered by her neighbour. She then retells the story of the events that followed her death as she looks down from her heaven. It sounds sentimental, and I guess it is, but it's also well written. Albeit a little 'girly'.

I generally don't read books by girls because...I don't know...probably the same reason why I don't really listen to music by girls...it just doesn't seem to relate to me, so I leave it for those that it does. Relate. To.

Hahahahahahaha, you are a pedo.

You are.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You are.

So what? She is cute. Hater.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So what? She is cute. Hater.

Thanks kisses

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, golf shoes...Are you ridiculously young? I feel dirty. Forgive me.

It's about a 14 year old girl who is murdered by her neighbour. She then retells the story of the events that followed her death as she looks down from her heaven. It sounds sentimental, and I guess it is, but it's also well written. Albeit a little 'girly'.

I generally don't read books by girls because...I don't know...probably the same reason why I don't really listen to music by girls...it just doesn't seem to relate to me, so I leave it for those that it does. Relate. To.

hmm I wouldn't say ridiculously. No.

Silly 14 year old dead girls can't tell a story. Pretty weird that you'd think that relates to your life. Since you are neither 14 years old. Dead. Or a girl. Also not dead ❌ dancing

And don't you find that a bit ironic considering who you just quoted? 😛