Re: what if jack and will switch
Originally posted by crazychic
what if jack and will switch? will would be the deviuuse pirate and jack would be the wimpy pansy boy as you will hateters would say by the way you suck will is hot!
WHOA HOO!! Back up there, fireball. Will, not being a pansy boy, and making the real hot one not get the girl?? Wow, that is CRAZY! The sexy man has to watch in horror as the woman he is engaged to makes out with the dude who took his love away before? Wait a second....
....This is giving me a whole different perspective. Will has it, well, bad. I never imagined it through Will's eyes, but now that I see it he's been through some tough times. Watching his fionse (spelling??) "sacredly marry" a man who was supposed to be his "aquantince" as he stated in the beginning? That really hit me once I started typing this....
....Has Jack had it that bad? (excluding the being eaten by an oversized squid, stabbed in the heart by Barbossa, and having 4 people hate you in the future..crazy....I KNOW RIGHT!?) I mean, Scarlet and Giselle are total bi*ches, because they flaw the sexy face of Jack Sparrow.....anyway! They are the only women we know Jack has ever "had" before. Women before them, we have no idea about (besides Tia), but I doubt a sexy, swash-buckling pirate like him couldn't get a lady.....but an irresponsible, swash-buckling pirate like him could easily lose a woman faster than he got her. ANYWAY....
We don't know that much about Jack's past SO...we don't know if he knows how to treat a woman--Liz seemed to fall into his trap (or his SEXY EYES lol) so Jack must have had some experience with ladies. That seems to give me really bad thoughts about what he must do to woman (who is drunk JUST LIKE HIMSELF) to get her to love him. 😘 EWWY. Persuasion, PERHAPS??!!
I am totally going off track--someone PLEASE finish this up for me if you understand where I am ATTEMPTING to go!!