dePowered bar room brawl

Ol Mxyzptlk is bored and decides to have a little fun (a-la Que).

So he snatches some of the physically strongest dupes, dumps them in a bar and causes a fight over who is paying what. The trick is these suckers don't realize they've been Unpowered until well into the fight.
Well it's too late to stop now....

So who wins
who pays
who prays
who sneaks out

Thor
Superman
Wonderwomen
She Hulk
Thing (Ben Grim)
Spiderman
Hercules
Namor
Gladiator
Thanos
Norrin Rad
Shazamm (would he be under age?)

Who jumps in just to fight?

Originally posted by tru-marvell
Ol Mxyzptlk is bored and decides to have a little fun (a-la Que).

So he snatches some of the physically strongest dupes, dumps them in a bar and causes a fight over who is paying what. The trick is these suckers don't realize they've been Unpowered until well into the fight.
Well it's too late to stop now....

So who wins
who pays
who prays
who sneaks out

Thor
Superman
Wonderwomen
She Hulk
Thing (Ben Grim)
Spiderman
Hercules
Namor
Gladiator
Thanos
Norrin Rad
Shazamm (would he be under age?)

Who jumps in just to fight?

Bigbran, omg, I would assume you would have seen the obvious thread rule at the beginning. It says Thing will be in his Ben Grimm form, rather than Thing form, with an illusion that makes it LOOK like he's the thing... yah thats it... its in micro print if you look for it, at the bottom right hand corner of the thread. at font size of 1/1000 instead of the normal 12... took me a minute to find it too... or was that a piece of lint.

In the end the fight ends up with like Thor, Thanos, Thing, and Namor.

BTW. Namor beats the crap out of everyone else. He's used to tangling with guys who are stronger, tougher... and he pulls through. Peter and Norrin are forced to lick the beer off the glass covered floor.. with only their tongues.

😄

Wonder Woman would win. She still has her fighting skills and her beauty, a deadly combination. Besides, what guy is gonna hit her anyways?

Originally posted by rotiart
Bigbran, omg, I would assume you would have seen the obvious thread rule at the beginning. It says Thing will be in his Ben Grimm form, rather than Thing form, with an illusion that makes it LOOK like he's the thing... yah thats it... its in micro print if you look for it, at the bottom right hand corner of the thread. at font size of 1/1000 instead of the normal 12... took me a minute to find it too... or was that a piece of lint.

In the end the fight ends up with like Thor, Thanos, Thing, and Namor.

BTW. Namor beats the crap out of everyone else. He's used to tangling with guys who are stronger, tougher... and he pulls through. Peter and Norrin are forced to lick the beer off the glass covered floor.. with only their tongues.

😄

Originally posted by masterbruce
Wonder Woman would win. She still has her fighting skills and her beauty, a deadly combination. Besides, what guy is gonna hit her anyways?

Originally posted by bigbran
Thing wins. He was already so low, it's hard to believe he could get lower, everyone else though is beleivable. Why the hell would people like Namor care about that? Or Thanos?
Namor has slapped girls before.

Drunk Thor = Wifebeater... Ever see a drunk white guy on cops? It looks just like thor... Mullet and everything...

Thor's 3000 years of experience make him win.

Originally posted by rotiart
Drunk Thor = Wifebeater... Ever see a drunk white guy on cops? It looks just like thor... Mullet and everything...

Originally posted by tru-marvell
Ol
Thor (final round)
Superman ( 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 superman? depowered? no such thing 😖hifty: dead (see superman 2 😐 ))
Wonderwomen (makes it to final round)
She Hulk (dead)
Thing (Ben Grim) (idk...probably makes it to final round)
Spiderman (dead....tries a backflip and dies 😐 )
Hercules (final round)
Namor (final round)
Gladiator (loses WITH powers 😐 )
Thanos (makes it to final round)
Norrin Rad (reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally dead "i will blast you with the PC! wait....o ****)
Shazamm (a kid? dead)

Who jumps in just to fight?