The "Things You Know You Can't Do But Say You Can" Thread

Started by Kongu Dude3 pages

I can spell to Arnold Swarchenegger.

I can text fast

I spell very bad.

i can do Minesweeper very quickly

I'll die now.

I can make smilies

I can't make smileys.

I can kill someone by looking at them.

I can give myself paper cuts behind my ears.

I can whelie my sisters bike.

My internet is good

I can't do anything tommorow.

I can imitate farts with my nose.

Kindof like the way foxmeister speaks.

Originally posted by Slay
I can imitate farts with my nose.

Kindof like the way foxmeister speaks.


hmm

I can tolerate Slay's evil puns

I can kill everyone.

I can laugh about Foxmeisters comebacks.

I see how "I can tolerate Slay's evil puns" is a comeback

I can understand everything.

I can swallow tablets with milk