Who invented the triathlon?

A Moroccan guy.

He walked to the swimming pool, took a swim, and came back on a stolen bike.

Ba-zing.

Tri A. Thlon invented it.

He was Greek, I think. Or Australian.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Tri A. Thlon invented it.

He was Greek, I think. Or Australian.

You're all wrong. Marathon comes from the greek story of a man having to run (however long a regular marathon is) to a city called marathon to warn them of something. Than he had to run back to the city from which he came. When he got back, he simply yelled "Nike".

A simple joke from a history teacher. I'm not actually sure thats true.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're all wrong. Marathon comes from the greek story of a man having to run (however long a regular marathon is) to a city called marathon to warn them of something. Than he had to run back to the city from which he came. When he got back, he simply yelled "Nike".

A simple joke from a history teacher. I'm not actually sure thats true.

Harsh.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Harsh.

Originally posted by Slay
I saw Borat, *****. The scene where they stay with the jew couple was hilarious.

Classic.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Then they wake up to those bugs and start throwing money at them then run away 😆

Classic.

Or when he invites the hooker to that fancy dinner thing. 😆

''In my country they would go wild for these two... not so much for that one...''

Awesome when they are getting kicked out.

"The Sherrif is on his way"
"Why is the sherrif coming....did the retard get out?"

''Kazakstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.''