two lines

haha

youre too cute

in a leather catsuit

and a whip.

where did that come from 🤨

i cant decide if thats hot or not

i am catwoman

hear me roar. 😐

if youre catwoman

then i am batman

you can't be.

you're not on the roof.😐

i called in sick for tonight

why should i, youre already on mine

I am eating toasted sandwiches I made myself.

They are delicious.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i called in sick for tonight

why should i, youre already on mine

fine then.

i'm the cat who walks alone. 🥷

indeed

can i come with you?

you could have.

if i wasn't prepping for bed.😐

damn

can i come anyways?

why

would you?

why not

i totally would

you'd have no

two pillows.😐

oh yea

id survive

we shall have to

see then.

indeed

in fact i only have one here right now 😐

*le gasp*

😐

i know

i know