Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

Started by Smiter3 pages

Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

That's why we don't take him seriously. doped

Borring

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Borring

Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

bat That is sooo not funny.

😆

Smiter, I am proud that my Holy Spirit has inspired you

Originally posted by Smiter
--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

So... keep it there? 😕

Originally posted by lord xyz
That's why we don't take him seriously. doped

Amen Lord Urizen

Re: Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

Originally posted by Council#13
bat That is sooo not funny.

pray

Okay, he's selling what now?

You fkn INFIDELS !

The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !

If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !

JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO droolio

You do know that Jesus and God are two different people right?

😐

Who cares

Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

Good God. 😐 I really do hate how people can take the actions of a few dumbass men who shouldn't have been priests in the first place, and reflect them upon an entire religion and not have the slightest notation that their idea is totally ridiculous.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]You fkn INFIDELS !

The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !

If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !

JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO droolio [/B]

Aren't you banned from somewhere? 😐 Oh right: Heaven. 😐

God is extremely unhappy with you.

Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--


not all priests are like that. thats like saying all black guys are rapists\murderers.

God, No. firefirefireph

Originally posted by Council#13
Aren't you banned from somewhere? 😐 Oh right: Heaven. 😐

God is extremely unhappy with you.

😂 Nice one 👆