POTC Official Orbit Gum Thread: Share Your Dirty Thoughts & Mouth

haha...
...wait....

..what?

imagine captain jack tweeting on twitter😛

haha. that would be hilarious 😄

now look at my "tweeting" post 😛

what?

haha. i love twitter 😛

*just reposts 😛 *

Jack Sparrow Tweets..

😖tuck on the pearl in this horrible barren waste of land. got stuck in the locker again.

:the goat. yes.

: on second thought, no.

😛EANUTS! MINE!

:I miss Lizzie. even our fights. How crazy is that?

:girls.. so many girls.. and POOF they disappear. what kind of horror is this place cursed with?

:rum - why is it gone?

:this is boring. I never thought I would ever say that.

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as I said, I want to be in the locker with him now 😛

ohh haha. thats what that was... i dont think i realised u said "tweets" up the top.
haha

and i dont classify that as having to explain ur jokes... becoz i found that one funny 😉

lol, it's jack. what's not funny? 😛

haha. touche, my dear, touche

Jack Sparrow tweets!! haha that is awesome!

yes. 😛

Jack tweets:

: need to see lizzie. I really really miss her.

: where are all the girls?!

:lizzie. lizzie. lizzie.

😖

poor jack.

I have some handcuffs and whipped cream in the car somewhere..

ahh needs orbit thread! *looks at thread title* oh.

so... anybody have any new stuff to try on jack? 😱

*reopens for kicks*

I'm sure everyone remembers this *fans self* pic:

...I'm adding another (kinda old pic. I could put in the one from Sherlock Holmes, if you want 😛), since, you know, RDJ *swoon*... erm...

Er, I'll be in the cold shower. You girlies enjoy. 😛

...keep it on the down low, and increase POTC talk. Think RDJ can pull off piracy?

revivalz time 🙂

I actually think RDJ could make a good pirate. But I mean, he can do anything. Have you seen Tropic Thunder? HILARIOUS.

And HELLLLOOO, sexy men in the forum.

Well, Miss Andrea, I would like to personally and formally welcome you to the Orbit thread. Where we cannot be punished for sharing dirty thoughts.

The official gum of the pirates forum is indeed Orbit gum. Why? I'm not sure. If Im not mistaken, Chiki Mina made the first mention of needing Orbit for her thoughts. It branched from there. I think it's because of the commericals "Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit!...Fabulous!" It happens to be coincidence that Vanessa Branch, the original Orbit girl, also played Giselle in pirates. Why am I explaining all of this? Cause I wanted too.

ZOMG GORGEOUS MEN.

Why, thank you, Miss Katy.
I have to say, I quite enjoy the concept of the orbit thread, and thank you so very much for explaining it to me.

(I've actually always kinda wandered what Orbit had to do with Pirates to tell the truth)

*swoons* I know, ZOMG GORGEOUS MEN indeed. xD

...so Robbie should totes play a pirate. I'm trying to envision it, and I know how AWESOME he was in Tropic Thunder, but my mind's eye can't pull up a decent RDJ Pirate mental picture. 😬

RDJ as a pirate now please!! Yummy yummy men indeed.