Originally posted by kayakatThank God. I'll have you know that if you said Yes...............I have the police on speed dial.
hmmnah... don't have the equipment for that... 😕
whip
You'r @$$ would have been Grass. doped
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
pray +whip = bananasex
NO. 😐
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Here's a joke for everyone!
It made me chuckle
There was a fly flying above a lake.There was a trout swimming in the lake. The trout thought to himself:
'If that fly would drop 3 inches I could jump up and get that fly.'There was a bear on the side of the lake. The bear thought to himself:
'If that fly would drop 3 inches, that trout would jump up to get the
fly, I could get that trout.'There was a hunter, eating a cheese sandwich, standing in the woods next
to the lake. The hunter thought to himself:'If that fly would drop 3
inches, the trout could jump up and get the fly, that bear would run out
to get that trout, I could get that bear.'There was a mouse behind the tree in the woods. The mouse thought to
himself:'If that fly would drop 3 inches, that trout would jump up to
get the fly, the bear would run out to get the trout, that hunter would
put his cheese sandwich down to get the bear, I could get the cheese.'There was a mountain lion on the cliff behind the tree in the woods. The
mountain lion thought to himself:'If that fly would drop 3 inches, that
trout would jump up to get the fly, the bear would run out to get the
trout, The hunter would drop his cheese sandwich to get the bear, the
mouse would run out to get the cheese, I could get that mouse.'Just then, the fly dropped 3 inches, the trout jumped up to get the fly,
the bear ran out to get the trout, the hunter dropped his cheese
sandwich to get the bear, the mouse ran out to get the cheese,
the mountain lion jumped off the cliff, missed the mouse,
slid on the wet leaves, and fell in the lake.Know what the moral of the story is?
Whenever a fly drops 3 inches, a pussy gets wet.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wow.I Just Scanned LF's pictures in her profile.
Shes Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Hot.
Seriously, Nice Face/Boobs/Body
Its like, The Spawn of a bunch of Playboy girls put together.
She's really a Fembot sent back in time to have sex with men. 🥷