Originally posted by Jyppe
Wasn't it revealed in Lobo's own serie that Some bald guy paid him to fake a defeat? Or was it my brain just trying to find a solution to that wierd incident.
When Wolverine win against Lobo (and i hate Lobo).
When Storm win against... Wonder Woman.
Thanos in general, but he's really horrible in The End (Akhenaten is the only good character in this comic). When he took the HOTU, and when he can't even use him properly (time manipulation, stupid ! Time manipulation !)
Thanos, when he don't know how to use the power of the infinity gauntlet (my, if THAT is really the max the IG can do, the Care Bears can probably conquer the entire MU !). Damn, Marvel authors don't have read ONE fantasy or mythological book or what ?
Captain America. I HATE when all the bullets of four or five SMG choose all to hit his shield. Captain America is not a good fighter. He has the luck of a toon !
It's probably Bugs Bunny with a mask...
Captain America is already an abstract of racism by himself, but i hated the end of the story of the FF when they talk with Jean Reno. Eh oh, Foreign Countries not obey to US laws, you know !
Please, Marvel, don't make my favorites superheroes TOTAL F* MORONS ! Reed Richard the racist redneck, it's really a sad view when you love this character 🙁
When Galactus is beaten. Too much is too much.
When the über healing factor of Wolverine make him recover entirely, with memories, when is brain is burned (at the beginning of Civil War). Mutant Healing Factor is a magic skill, now ?
Invincibles characters without weakness, as Thanos, Hulk or Wolverine. At least, Conan (of the original novels) HAS weakness.
Invincible Thor. Boring. It's DragonBall Z, Thor, now... You don't have fear for him : He just overcome the villain, et voila. Same thing for Odin.
When they explain why more or less only anglo-saxon countries have superheroes. Oh, and Earth have other countries than Uganda, Japan and Russia, you know ?
When Doom has the Thanos syndrome in the Secret War I when he want to kill Captain America ! Damnit, DOOM ! It's Doom, godamnit, not a US ultra-patriotic comics reader with shares in the Marvel Company. It's DOOM ! If he has the power to kill Captain America, he Kill captain America !
When the members of the Omniversal organization, in Captain Britain, are depicted at earth politician level :-\
Oh, and when Human are depicted as the future Gods and are superior to anyone and feared by the entire universe for that (to much occurences, since the fight between the Watchers brothers to the What If when the big bomb of the Master of Evolution succesfully detonate)... Stop to mastubate, men...
When EACH character NEED to relocate in New York ! Damnit, even Squirrel Girl. Because i'm sure there are much more nuts and good air in Central Park than in the real woods...
All this science, and reed and all this gread scientist don't care to cure the Cancer, AIDS, famine in Africa, etc. ? And that heroes ?
All this science, starships, teleporting facilities, plasma guns and so one, but the life of John & Jane Doe is always 2006 ? And the army always use classic weapons (more or less) ?
Damnit...
All theses telepath, and no progress in crime fight, corruption fight, diplomaty ?
No superheroes in the police (don't even dare talk of Civil War...) ?
No superheroes in the army ? Marvel USA are REALLY alien, then...
More superheroes in New York than in entire galactic empires...
Etc.