If I killed my flatmate...

....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Not if you hid the body well, like say, in the walls. 😏

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

😆 Ash...you live alone...so, likely not. You'd just end up in the asylum.

Originally posted by Röland
Not if you hid the body well, like say, in the walls. 😏

If you do kill your flat mate can I move in with you?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Depends. Is it a guy or a girl? Can you fit their clothing? Would you have a good alibi? Best bet watch CSI and all the other shows like that and then make a plan.✅

Originally posted by The Pict
If you do kill your flat mate can I move in with you?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Ash...you live alone...so, likely not. You'd just end up in the asylum.

I only said I live alone in the hope that you'd realise I didn't like living with other people and leave me alone. ermm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Mmmm, yes...the walls. Now that is a very good idea. hmm

Even better idea is if after you've disposed of them and if you can stomach it, chop them up then hide them in the walls.

I'm sick and twisted. 😱

Yes. Yes you would....

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's likely but not certain.

I'm afraid it is certain... Especially with this thread as evidence.

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's likely but not certain.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm afraid it is certain... Especially with this thread as evidence.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Assuming the police follow your internet activity hmm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm sure they'd be competent enough to do that.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm sure they'd be competent enough to do that.

I might get lucky 😄

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky 😄

Not with me darling.... hmm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky 😄

If you go to prison I'm quite sure you will.😛

The FBI DOES watch the internet!
I have proof:

"<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )"

If no one catches you then it’s perfectly legal. pitt_shifty