Scythe and Syren Solutions

Come one, come all!

Now is the time, this is the place and we are the professionals.

Do you have any sort of anxiety, angst, concern or general stress in your life? Do you wish there were somewhere you could visit and someone you could put any of your questions to? Some kind of a place where answers are not just promised, but guaranteed?

Here is the place. Now, I have made this introduction sound ridiculously cheesy because I was told once that this helps people to feel comfortable. Is this true? I suppose I will find out. At any rate, Scythe and I have decided that we wish to help everyone and anyone with an issue, a query, or even those in need of an ear to chew. Feel free to rant and rave and we will do our utmost to provide you with a suitable solution, answer or shoulder to cry on.

Make yourselves comfortable and begin.

😮‍💨

I see this thread as a direct threat to my own question-answering thread!!!! 😠

Originally posted by Syren
[b]Come one, come all!

Now is the time, this is the place and we are the professionals.

Do you have any sort of anxiety, angst, concern or general stress in your life? Do you wish there were somewhere you could visit and someone you could put any of your questions to? Some kind of a place where answers are not just promised, but guaranteed?

Here is the place. Now, I have made this introduction sound ridiculously cheesy because I was told once that this helps people to feel comfortable. Is this true? I suppose I will find out. At any rate, Scythe and I have decided that we wish to help everyone and anyone with an issue, a query, or even those in need of an ear to chew. Feel free to rant and rave and we will do our utmost to provide you with a suitable solution, answer or shoulder to cry on.

Make yourselves comfortable and begin.

😮‍💨 [/B]

Can I help?😱

I'm coughing up blood. hmm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm coughing up blood. hmm

Internal bleeding?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Internal bleeding?

I just sucked the neck of a headless chicken and inhaled. hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I see this thread as a direct threat to my own question-answering thread!!!! 😠

Ah, our very first patient.

Diagnosis; Inferiority Complex

Solution; Get Over It

😛

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm coughing up blood. hmm

That sounds like a personal problem, however you should have the Red Cross take a look at the problem at hand, just as long as you don't confuse the Red Cross as a religious group.

My dad's moving to Vermont on December 18th, so I don't even get to have a last Christmas with him. Support me!

Originally posted by Scythe
That sounds like a personal problem, however you should have the Red Cross take a look at the problem at hand, just as long as you don't confuse the Red Cross as a religious group.

What about my GP or local hospital?

START THINKING INSIDE THE BOX!

Originally posted by SelphieT
My dad's moving to Vermont on December 18th, so I don't even get to have a last Christmas with him. Support me!

Will you see him once he's moved? I mean, will you visit? Perhaps you will miss this Christmas, but there will be others. I can relate because my parents split when I was very young and there were times I wanted to see my dad but couldn't, and others when I wanted to see more of my mum but couldn't. Things will iron out over time.

Is there any particular reason you think this is going to be a 'last' Christmas? I may be entirely wrong in my conclusion, more information would be helpful hug

Originally posted by Syren
Ah, our very first patient.

Diagnosis; Inferiority Complex

Solution; Get Over It

😛

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'd say superiority complex over inferiority...hmm

Yeah, but in comparison to me you're bound to feel inferior eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but in comparison to me you're bound to feel inferior eyes

I thought the purpose of this thread was to make people feel better, not worse 😕

silly me

Originally posted by SelphieT
My dad's moving to Vermont on December 18th, so I don't even get to have a last Christmas with him. Support me!

Take things one breathe at a time. Things change and most of the time, we have little to no control over them. You have our support, now and always, however how you feel is beyond our control.

Take things slowly as once stated. Perhaps a grim Christmas is to be had, but never forget your memories of your father. Continue with life knowing that there are people who adore you. Who would do more then you think for you.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
What about my GP or local hospital?

START THINKING INSIDE THE BOX!

Not exactly needed, they require a massive amounts of funds. The Red Cross only requires a small dontation.

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Personally, sure. But my thread is superior to this one

Then, may I ask why you are worried? Your reaction to this thread's creation spoke volumes, hence my diagnosis of 'inferiority' on your part.

Your thread may be bigger, but we're aiming for quality.

(Please note, I am kidding) 😛

NHS.... *cough* lookaround

Originally posted by Spearhead
I thought the purpose of this thread was to make people feel better, not worse 😕

silly me

Putting yourself down? Why do you believe you are silly? You failed to grasp the complete concept of the thread, but you are not a failure petpet

I'm in a bad mood and I don't know why.