Talk to Spoon... For real advice. None of that airy-fairy bulls**t.

Originally posted by Syren
Spork, you bad boy! nono

This is a merge waiting to happen doped

You're just a filthy bigot... Spoons and Sporks are very different. I'm offended.

Originally posted by Strangelove
no, I mean stop dating period

Aww but I like women. 🙁

That's not a good solution.

Originally posted by Röland
Aww but I like women. 🙁

That's not a good solution.

Originally posted by Röland
Aww but I like women. 🙁

That's not a good solution.

Coming from the people who will open up homosexuality as a way out, you won't get anywhere here, over Scythe and Syren Solutions, we care about your homo status.

Originally posted by Scythe
Coming from the people who will open up homosexuality as a way out, you won't get anywhere here, over Scythe and Syren Solutions, we care about your homo status.

😆

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You're just a filthy bigot... Spoons and Sporks are very different. I'm offended.

Utensils can be so offending...

And hurtful! Especially those goddamn plastic ones, for some odd reason, I keep thinking I can eat an entire live pig with them. Only to be thwarted by a well placed snap, and a spork to the eye...

If I was Roland, Ill just use her as a hoe, dont answer her calls let her go to you. Friend with benifits is a good thing.

Originally posted by The Pict
Are you really a tool?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Talk to me my brothers and I'll give you my honest 2-cents, in a non-joking format.

How do you recover from a "beaten man syndrome?"

Originally posted by Clovie
how should I dress?

Well,

Pick an outfit,
Put underwear on, unless you want to "go commando",
Then cover the underwear with other clothes,
Then if you're feeling adventurous, put some shoes and maybe socks on.

Don't rush it. Just take it one stage at a time.

Originally posted by Smiter
How do you recover from a "beaten man syndrome?"

Crack one out.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Talk to me my brothers and I'll give you my honest 2-cents, in a non-joking format.

I wabnt to kmow wtui stuff.

You lost me. "crack one out" what does that mean?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I wabnt to kmow wtui stuff.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Crack one out.

Originally posted by Smiter
You lost me. "crack one out" what does that mean?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Have a wank.

Doerdfsd hat heam htat I caht go the the prom wtih you?

If I interpreted this correctly, have a wank means Just get over it and move on to the next, right? Because dicks are tougher than pussies right?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Doerdfsd hat heam htat I caht go the the prom wtih you?

Only if you promise to put out.

Originally posted by Smiter
If I interpreted this correctly, have a wank means Just get over it and move on to the next, right? Because dicks are tougher than pussies right?

Get one, or both hands, place it/them on your penis and move it/them up and down the shaft of your penis.

I thought you said no airy fairy bullshits 😐 F😠ck You

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Only if you promise to put out.

Get one, or both hands, place it/them on your penis and move it/them up and down the shaft of your penis.

I have gonads......