Oh, I got a surprise for all the ladies!

Let's put this in the CD Player and get it on.

I'll rub your feet.

I'll give you a massage.

I'll buy you roses.

I'll buy you chocolates.

I'll be your Casanova.

Just for this night. 😖hifty:

All ladies and Strangelove are welcome. Are you game enough? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Kram3r

Let's put this in the CD Player and get it on.

I'll rub your feet.

I'll give you a massage.

I'll buy you roses.

I'll buy you chocolates.

I'll be your Casanova.

Just for this night. 😖hifty:

All ladies and Strangelove are welcome. Are you game enough? 😖hifty:

I was gonna leave until I read the massage part.🥷

Originally posted by Kram3r
All ladies and Strangelove are welcome.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a ****ing fork up your ass.

You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now mother****er. Throw his ass out. He's a ******! He's a ******! He's a ******! A ******, look, there's a ******!

They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a ******?

That's un-****ing called for, ain't necessary.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was gonna leave until I read the massage part.🥷

My hands preform more magic than Harry Potter on LSD.

Originally posted by Strangelove
😕

You know what I'm talking 'bout! droolio

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's un-****ing called for, ain't necessary.

Oh shut up, you like it when I talk racist to you.