thor" who dares to defy the mighty son of ODIN"
hulk"raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
thor"green brute you do not pose a threat to the son of ODIN"
hulk"raaaaaaaaaarr rar hulk smash you like twig raaaaaaaaarrr"
thor" how dare you insult thy the son of ODIN, die foul beast of power,
so says the son of ODIN"
HULK"SMAAAAAAAAAASH RAAAAR"(battle cry)
THOR"ODDIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN'S BEARRRRRRRRRRRD(b.cry)
and so they fight one another for hours upon end until the next speech begins.
Thor"thou has proven a worthy battle, but non draw blood from thy son of ODIN"
Hulk"smash die puny human"
thor" i am no human i am the son of ODIN"
they continue fighting for days
Thor" BY ODINS BEARD I WILL STRIKE THE DOWN TO THE PITTS OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION THOU CAME FROM SO SAYS THE SON OF ODIN"
Hulk"huhhhh....huhhhhh........huhh hulk has breath back i will now crush puny man"
THOR"Thy is to be rather not none as puny man but as the son of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDINNNNNN"
and fighting, battle crying, screaming, smashing, destruction, puny humaning, hours worth of speech, and odins continue to carry on.
Then finally the 1 thing the Son Of ODIN didnt think of strikes his mind as he speak - the son of ODIN's hammer will kill you.
Using mjolnir
Thor"i am thor and i carry mjolnir die foul beast (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap) - hahahahahaha now you are dead so says the son of ODIN"
and the winner is thor the son of ODIN