Long weeks passed as Nathan worked on Jack's storybook. "Every gerbil must find their eternal love," he sighed. Storybooks provided outlets for depressed pianists who drown themselves in sorrow and regret. Nathan claws his eyeballs from his bloody dog's twisted pancreas and smashes together falcon eggs, protein shakes, and rocks. Snape wanted foreshadowing and dolphins after Umbridge had eaten cheesecake and small fondue dipped in Red