Santa's gross habit . . .

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Santa's gross habit . . .

Do you think Santa Clause rubs all the presents on his taint before he delivers them? 😕

§P0oONY Senior Member

He cums when you are sleeping. hmm

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

That'd be difficult for some of the larger presents.... 😬

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Strangelove
That'd be difficult for some of the larger presents.... 😬

But he's a large guy. hmm

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by §P0oONY
He cums when you are sleeping. hmm
😆

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by §P0oONY
He cums when you are sleeping. hmm
Its not like thats a problem, or anything. It doesn't make him any less of a man.

cry

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But he's a large guy. hmm
True hmm

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Do you think Santa Clause rubs all the presents on his taint before he delivers them? 😕

For you I'd say yes. I mean the pizza man did it and pizza man >>>>>>>santa clause when it comes to morals.✅

KILLA420 The Acid Test Awaits....

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Do you think Santa Clause rubs all the presents on his taint before he delivers them? 😕

catwhip

Röland Masked Vigilante

Re: Santa's gross habit . . .

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Do you think Santa Clause rubs all the presents on his taint before he delivers them? 😕

"What's a taint?"

"I don't know, but it sounds bad." 😐

smoker4 Me name be Leon

I saw mommy kissing it

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by smoker4
I saw mommy kissing it
😮

Light Warrior Junior Member

Re: Santa's gross habit . . .

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Do you think Santa Clause rubs all the presents on his taint before he delivers them? 😕

He rubs them from who?

😖

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Re: Santa's gross habit . . .

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Do you think Santa Clause rubs all the presents on his taint before he delivers them? 😕

I think he put bombs in the presents. 😐

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Röland
"What's a taint?"

"I don't know, but it sounds bad." 😐

The taint is the skin between the balls and butthole. 🙂

Originally posted by smoker4
I saw mommy kissing it
That's gross! 😕

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The taint is the skin between the balls and butthole. 🙂
Actually, it's from the genitals to the butthole, because women have taints too. 🙂

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Strangelove
Actually, it's from the genitals to the butthole, because women have taints too. 🙂

Oh, my bad. 😬