The "Left Behind" Video Game: Teach Johnny To Kill Non-Christians

Is Kirk Cameron in this game?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Here's FeceMan's information:

That article is nothing but a bunch of left-wing, anti-Christian evangelical bullshit that's filled with misinformation and half-truths.

I find the irony in that the site describes itself as containg "brain food." I suppose if my brain had a mouth and rancid lard were considered edible...

*ignores shitman*

this is an evangelical's wet dream. they HAVE to call this game "god warrior"

I always thought a video game about the Rapture would have been kind of cool.

oh and feceman, this game apparently is real

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22Left+Behind%3AEternal+Forces%22&btnG=Search

and here's the trailer.

EDIT(again):
http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=7008

Are there status ailments like "Darksided" or "Homosexualled" That you can go to a seminary to get cured?

no dude...no. there are like 20 uberclassic screencaps far better than that in just that one scene. just keep clicking pause/play and rofl

Originally posted by PVS
no dude...no. there are like 20 uberclassic screencaps far better than that in just that one scene. just keep clicking pause/play and rofl

Oh I know. I have the whole video on my myspace account. But I like this rabid glint in her eyes in this one.

Yeah, I love that first one especially.

I just hope there will be online multiplay available!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Unlockable characters. Awesome.

You'll have to explain that to me. What is an unlockable character?

If it's a FPS I have to check it out.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
You'll have to explain that to me. What is an unlockable character?

like when you achieve/beat a certain portion of the game and features of that game previously withheld are unlocked. kind of a reward system i guess

Originally posted by PVS
like when you achieve/beat a certain portion of the game and features of that game previously withheld are unlocked. kind of a reward system i guess

Oh, characters that can be un-locked. Not characters that can't be locked. Okay.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Oh I know. I have the whole video on my myspace account. But I like this rabid glint in her eyes in this one.

Hehe, myspace...that's so gay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe, myspace...that's so gay.

so what's the url for yours?