Worthless uses for useful powers.

Started by Soljer2 pages

Worthless uses for useful powers.

Just for fun, let's think up some of the most worthless excuses for power usage for some characters.

Examples would include Iceman acting as a refrigerator, Havok popping some pop corn, Wolverine making paper dolls (Ever so pretty....), et cetera.

Superman using his heat vision to cook burgers at McDonalds

Multiple Man using his powers as a maid/butler.

Sentry useful powers usless character

Give ultimate power to thanos. This silly don't know how to use.

Cyclops for chopping wood.

Jean Grey for...oh wait..I forgot jean IS useless.

Thor using Mjolnir for weather forecasting

Human torch as a portable radiator

Thor using his hammer banging in a nail

Namor being a whale trianer at Seaworld

Human Torch being the human lighter in a bar

Magneto molding trophies for Award Ceremonies

Human torch as human radiator is NOT a worthless use for power wen it's cold. Well, Johnny have used his power in this manner before !

Cyclop beam for cut tree (or other things) is also usefull... if that not ignite all the wood.

Magneto as molder is another peacefull use for power. He can probably become very rich with that.

Multiple man as maid is also an usefull use : Repetitives and maybe boring task are what automaton are for, you know ?
Imagine a Multiple woman maid... Oh my, i need to write an ecchi comic 🙂

Iceman already used his power as refrigerator.

Spiderman working as a stuntman in action movies.

Originally posted by Newjak
Thor using his hammer banging in a nail

This ones the best.

Apocalypse: Customizable man-whore.

😐

Jubilee-Fireworks mak...Oh wait. 😐

Blob using his gravitational pull to get attention.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Apocalypse: Customizable man-whore.

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Close, but we all know he's just a giant shape-shifting sex-toy

Originally posted by King Kandy
This ones the best.

Definitely.

Though, I also liked the Thor-meteorologist one.

Just the visual of him being on the news, predicting the weather whilst praying in his shakespearian tongue. 😆

Originally posted by Soljer
Just the visual of him being on the news, predicting the weather whilst praying in his shakespearian tongue. 😆

😆

Thee Son of Odin shalt predict a Storm not 'fore these messages.......

Huh ... most of those things seem to be quite useful to me ... why wouldn't Havok be a popcorn maker? he could work in any cinema on the planet!!!

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A lot of these uses would make the meta in question very rich... why ever not?

captain america using his shield as an umbrella although it aint a power.

daredevil being a blindmans guide.
hulk as a doctor in anger management.

Mr. Fantastic as a human kickball.

Dr. Strange as a David Blane style street performer.

Beast as a an Herbal Essences spokes model.

Spiderman as the lead singer in an emo band. "I hate my powers, but I look awesome in girl jeans ."