Spider-Man vs Superman (tricked)

Spider-man is mad at Superman because he thinks that Superman raped Mary Jane. Superman is mad at Spider-man because he thinks that Spider-man raped Lois Lane. Little do they know, Alex DeLarge was the one who raped both of them. How long (how many comic issues) would it take for them to fight about it, figure out that it wasn't them, and join together to stop Alex's ultraviolence?

none....in half a panel superman rips Peter in half, then sodemizes his mouth for "raping" Lois

yeah but we all know the writers won't write it like that.

Nor do they make such a stupid fight. But for the record, they wouldnt see each other till the whole thing was solved. Supes would rip around and Spidey would swing around looking for one another, but in the end, the comic would be another waste of 5$ (that's canadian, i dunno about how much you Americans pay) and a waste of time... just like this entire response...

Woo. Nothing like not having enough creativity to come up with a clever excuse for a scenario, then falling back on something as demeaning as multiple rapes to get the characters' blood boiling.

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