um ok.
so this one time i was over at joels right, now joels a big guy he can tower over most people.
so im there and hes all like "hey dave, come here i got something i want you to see" so i walk over and hes says can you get me that chair, and well me being lazy i sit in the chair, for its on wheels and i push myself over and im like ok, and he slaps me in the face and i push away, then *BAM* he throws a phonebook at me, hits me smack in the face,hurt like hell i fell out of the chair. he laughed, i laughed, your laughing.
good times, ok well that was A story.
he hurt me, all i did was walk into a trap.
like that other time i was at joels now this on is sure to make anyone lolz.
i was standing in his doorway and hes like "dave get out of my room" and i said "no *****" and he pushes me, i walk back and stand there, he pushs again i walk back he grabs my arms and says "dave i didnt want to have to do this" and just as i think hes going to knee me in the nuts, he throws me back so hard i break that i end up inside his appartment, i say this for i mean i was in the wall.