moments/lines you'd put in movie 3

Originally posted by -savvychick-
these are awesome😄

i want to see jack get hurt, like, maybe a someone cutting his side in a swordfight, and then liz taking him below deck alone, trying not to cry. She has to remove his shirt for him, and then take care of his wound.

That way we get a hot j/l moment, and half-naked jack all in one🙂lol

OMG I was thinking the same. I hope and Pray for a scene like this.
Everything that you guys have posted seemed really good and believable. Everything sounds awesome. Well except seeing Jack in a Jedi-cloak 😆 and uhh jack half naked I would go see AWE a million times. And Jack wrestling an electric eel. LOL I don't want him to be fried chicken. 😄

Well, nothing would happen to him because he's Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? I think the facial expressions during that fight would be priceless alone.

Jack in a Jedi-cloak? I love that!

Pirate: Let me see your identification
Jack (waves his hand): You don't need to see any identification
Pirate: We don't need to see his identification
Jack: He can go about his business
Pirate: You may go about your business.
Jack: Move along
Pirate: Move along.
Will: How did you do that?
Jack: The Force can have a lot of sway over the weak-minded. Now, bring me some rum
Will: Are you trying that on me?
Jack: Uh....
Will: (waves his hand) Bring me a taco
Jack: Now you're just being stupid.

LMAO

lol!

i think seeing jack get hurt woulod be interesting

lol-willofthewisp
that was hilarious!!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Well, nothing would happen to him because he's Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? I think the facial expressions during that fight would be priceless alone.

Jack in a Jedi-cloak? I love that!

Pirate: Let me see your identification
Jack (waves his hand): You don't need to see any identification
Pirate: We don't need to see his identification
Jack: He can go about his business
Pirate: You may go about your business.
Jack: Move along
Pirate: Move along.
Will: How did you do that?
Jack: The Force can have a lot of sway over the weak-minded. Now, bring me some rum
Will: Are you trying that on me?
Jack: Uh....
Will: (waves his hand) Bring me a taco
Jack: Now you're just being stupid.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂

Hee hee, Jack and Barbossa sword fighting.

Jack: You cannot win, Barbossa. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Barbossa: Your powers are weak, old man.
Jack: Old man? (cuts him down)
Barbossa: Ow! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
Jack: Say uncle!
Will (coming): The script says for me to see your death and be shocked over it.
Jack: Not when Captain Jack Sparrow is called old.

I would like Lizzie to say some of Jack's sayings or act like him in scene. For example the scene where Lizzie puts the knife to that asian pirates I would love for to say: "Take me to Sao Feng now so I can get the charts to save Captain Jack Sparrow Savvy?" something along the lines of that.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Hee hee, Jack and Barbossa sword fighting.

Jack: You cannot win, Barbossa. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Barbossa: Your powers are weak, old man.
Jack: Old man? (cuts him down)
Barbossa: Ow! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
Jack: Say uncle!
Will (coming): The script says for me to see your death and be shocked over it.
Jack: Not when Captain Jack Sparrow is called old.

I really think you ought to continue these. sooooo hilarious. 😂

I really think you ought to continue these. sooooo hilarious. -- kateslovespirates

yh!!😄

lol, I can try.
The Wisdom of Jack Kenobi

(Liz is on the deck of the Pearl practicing sword fighting. Jack is watching)
Gibbs: Well, I got us away from those damn navymen.
(no one is paying attention to him)
Gibbs: Don't everyone thank me at once.
Jack: That was pretty good. Now this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. (puts blindfold on her)
Liz: But with the blast shield down I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?
Jack: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
(Liz sword fights and chops a fly in half)
Gibbs: I call it luck.
Jack: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Gibbs: Look, good against flies is one thing. Good against a living? That's something else. Looks like we're coming up on Tortuga.
Liz: I could see it! It was like it was right in front of me. (puts the blindfold on and starts making out with Jack. Things are getting really hot and she grabs his crotch)
Jack: Congratulations. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

I will never watch this Star Wars scene the same way again. The lines out of context just sound so...seductive.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
lol, I can try.
The Wisdom of Jack Kenobi

(Liz is on the deck of the Pearl practicing sword fighting. Jack is watching)
Gibbs: Well, I got us away from those damn navymen.
(no one is paying attention to him)
Gibbs: Don't everyone thank me at once.
Jack: That was pretty good. Now this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. (puts blindfold on her)
Liz: But with the blast shield down I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?
Jack: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
(Liz sword fights and chops a fly in half)
Gibbs: I call it luck.
Jack: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Gibbs: Look, good against flies is one thing. Good against a living? That's something else. Looks like we're coming up on Tortuga.
Liz: I could see it! It was like it was right in front of me. (puts the blindfold on and starts making out with Jack. Things are getting really hot and she grabs his crotch)
Jack: Congratulations. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

I will never watch this Star Wars scene the same way again. The lines out of context just sound so...seductive.

Oh my gosh, my upcoming star wars marathon is looking more exciting than ever. you are wayyyyyy too funny. the last line was just... HILARIOUS. seriously. "first step into a larger world..." LOL... 😂

Liz: I could see it! It was like it was right in front of me. (puts the blindfold on and starts making out with Jack. Things are getting really hot and she grabs his crotch)
Jack: Congratulations. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

WOW, I would go and watch AWE a million times if this happens. 😆

Yet those are almost exactly lines from the first movie. Sexual, aren't they? Just put a woman in Luke's spot and bam, Obi-Wan's pretty horny.

Will: No, my father never fought in the Clone Wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.
Jack: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your uncle's ideas, thought he should have stayed here and not gotten involved.
Will: I wish I'd known him.
Jack: He was the best star-pilot in the
galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I
understand you've become quite a
good pilot yourself. And he was a
good friend. Which reminds me...

(Jack gets out a clam shell)

Jack: I have something here for you. Your
father wanted you to have this when
you were old enough, but your mother knew you were allergice to sea food. Bit of ironic he turned into one, eh? Your father's head. This will be the weapon of the new pirate. Not as clumsy or as random as a sword.

(Will starts throwing it at things)
Jack: An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. For a thousand generations the pirates pillaged this side of the Caribbean, making sure everyone lived in fear. Until the dark times. Until the EITC.

Will: How did my father die?

Jack: A young Jedi named Darth....are you an idiot? That's his head right there. How do you THINK he died? That was a weird day for the Force.

Will: The Force?

Jack: The Force is what gives a pirate his jazziness. It's an energy field he radiates from within him. It makes him able to outplay, outwit, and outlast. It also makes him sexy. (to trash can Will has brought) Now let's see what you are, little friend, and where you come from.

(almost immediately a little hologram of Liz pops out)

Will: I was...

Jack: Sh. Competent people are talking.

Liz's hologram: Captain Jack Sparrow, years ago you were with the EITC, but now I see you are a renegade pirate. I regret I am unable to present myself to you in person, but my dad is a killjoy. I have placed information vital to our next meeting in this trash can. You must see this trash can delivered back to me. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Captain Jack Sparrow, you're my only hope.

(Jack starts rummaging in the trash can. Liz has enclosed naked pictures of herself and furry handcuffs)

Will: Do I get to come with you?

Jack: I'm tired of being a mentor to you. Go play with your father's head.

Will (and Luke) at his dumbest
Cast
Jack: Obi-Wan
Norrie: Han (yes, unexpected, isn't it?)
Will: Luke

Will: What's going on?
Norrie: These charts have led us correctly, except, no cannibal island.
Will: What do you mean? Where is
Norrie: Thats what I'm trying to tell you,
kid. It ain't there. It's been totally
blown away.
Will: How?
Jack: By Beckett, that son of a *****.
Norrie: Psh, pirates. The entire EITC couldn't destroy an island. There's another ship coming in.

Will: Maybe they know what happened.

Jack: Everyone told you what already happened, and it's an EITC fighter anyway.

Will: It followed us!

Jack: No. It's a short range fighter. Wrong again, supposed hero of these movies.

Norrie: There aren't any bases around here.
Where did it come from?

Will: It sure is leaving in a big hurry.
If they identify us, we're in big
trouble.

Norrie: Not if I can help it. ...jam
it's transmissions.

Jack: Yeah, it's a 17th century ship so it should be within our range in like, days. It'd be as well to let it go. It's
too far out of range.

Norrie: Not for long...

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh.... those were SOOOOfunny!!!!!!!!!!! i will never see star warst he same again. i wish someone would actually make these into a spoof movie.... they are soooo good!!!!

Yeah, thanks, but I kind of backed myself into a corner because Obi-Wan is a much smaller role than Han Solo and we all know how we feel when Jack dies in things... oh well.

LMAO ohhhhhhhhhh my GOOOOOOD..you should do more..I'm SO gonna see star wars tonight and I'm sooooo gonna LMAO when I do....

these are soooooo funny

Found a great scene from Empire strikes back
Yoda: Liz
Luke: Will
Obi Wan(BEN): Jack

Liz: Will! You must complete the training. You suck as a pirate.

Will: I can't keep the vision out of my head. He's my dad. I've
got to help him.

Liz: You must not go!

Will: But he will die if I don't.

Jack: You don't know that. You don't know anything. I thought I told you to start making dinner.

Jack: Even Lizzie cannot see his fate.

Will: But I can help him! I feel the Force!

Jack: That was actually a fart. But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when
you will be tempted by the dark side of the Force.

Liz: Yes, yes. To Jack you listen. The cave. Remember your failure
at the cave! You couldn't perform sexually.

Will: But I've learned so much since then. Master Liz, I promise to
return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.

Jack: It is you and your abilities the EITC wants. that is why your
dad was made to suffer. Although I don't know why they need a soprano for their opera that badly anyway...

Will: And that is why I have to go. I want to sing!

Jack: Will, I don't want to lose you to the EITC the way I lost my sock in the dryer the other day.

Will: You won't.

Liz: Stopped they must be. On this depends. Only a fully trained pirate with the Force as his ally will conquer Beckett and his Empire.
If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path,
as the others did, you will become an agent of evil.

Jack: Patience.

Will: And sacrifice my dad?

Liz: If you honor that fact he's a sea creature now...yes!

Will is in great anguish. He struggles with the dilemma, a
battle raging in his mind.

Jack: If you choose to face Beckett, you will do it alone. I cannot
interfere. So I'll just stay and look after Lizzie....wink wink.

Will: I understand. (he moves to his X-wing) Artoo, fire up the
converters.

Artoo whistles a happy reply.

Jack: There he goes talking to that trash can again. Will, don't give in to hate -- that leads to the dark side. Come back and get weird with me some time.

Will nods and climbs into his ship.

Liz: Strong is Beckett. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

Will: I will. And I'll return. I promise.

Artoo closes the cockpit. Jack and Liz stand watching as
the roar of the engines and the wind engulf them.

Liz: (sighs) Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.

Jack: That boy is your last hope.

Liz (checks out Jack's groin area) No. There is another.

Jack likes where this is going.

Liz: (sighs) Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.

Jack: That boy is your last hope.

Liz (checks out Jack's groin area) No. There is another.

Jack likes where this is going.

My favorite lines, LMAO 😂