My phone is trying to kill me.

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Bloigen Restricted

My phone is trying to kill me.

Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

Bloigen Restricted

Let it.

Bloigen Restricted

Let it what?

xXxPunkchickxXx ..::Fallen angel::..

I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.

They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone
Brain money is difficult to spend 😐

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by Strangelove
Brain money is difficult to spend 😐

Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!

xXxPunkchickxXx ..::Fallen angel::..
Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone

Do you feel richer?

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Do you feel richer?

hmm
A little.

dave_kodak Party Dave

Re: My phone is trying to kill me.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.

All in a days work, ma'am.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

[b]DAMN YOU TO HELL! [/B]

it's spelled 'masturbate' 🥷

dave_kodak Party Dave

too funny.

Red Two Dark and Vengefull

Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by Strangelove
it's spelled 'masturbate' 🥷

Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!

dave_kodak Party Dave

WHADJAMACALLIT- you mean soup?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius
Originally posted by Bloigen
Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!
Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by Red Two
Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery

What if I like misery? WHAT IF I'M AN EMO? Eh? Eh? (Eww.)

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

[b]DAMN YOU TO HELL! [/B]

You tell him.

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by Strangelove

hug

I LOVE YOU MAN! cry

Council#13 The Omega Male

Re: My phone is trying to kill me.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

The phones are here for their revenge!!! firefirefireph