Tony Stark vs. Bruce Wayne

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Tony Stark vs. Bruce Wayne

Both men have exactly 1 month to prepare for a battle. They are allowed to use any and every resource available to them that is within their influence.

With 1 month to prepare, who would win this fight??

batman always wins

Originally posted by keak da sneak
batman always wins

Shenanigans!

He doesn't always wins since he won't be winning here 😄

well ironman is very sexy but idk on this one

1 month later

Tony: Bruce, I'm disappointed, you haven't even prepared. I expected you'd have built a suit of your own to match mine. I'm donning the latest model of Iron Man, model 8A-6. I took out Namor in a simulated training session.

Bruce: Very impressive, Tony. I see you've spared no resources. Your armor cost what, a couple of billion?

Tony: 60.4 billion to be exact, but then you already knew that. WayneChemicals was instrumental in building the latest energy extraction module. By the way, thanks.

Bruce: You're welcome. Ironic, isn't it?

Tony: What?

Bruce: Even with my help and your newest armor, you're still no match for me.

Tony: You must be joking. Anyways, Bruce, as much as I enjoy shooting the shit with you, I do have a UN meeting to attend to. When shall we start?

Bruce: We can start now. Cla--

*BOOM*

A streak of blue and red light hit Iron Man with the force of a supernova explosion.

Once the smoke clears, where Iron Man stood now stands none other than... Superman! In his hand is Iron Man's crushed head.

Bruce: Thanks Clark.

Morale of the story: Batman NEVER loses, even if he has to fight dirty.

Originally posted by keak da sneak
batman always wins
Originally posted by masterbruce
1 month later

Tony: Bruce, I'm disappointed, you haven't even prepared. I expected you'd have built a suit of your own to match mine. I'm donning the latest model of Iron Man, model 8A-6. I took out Namor in a simulated training session.

Bruce: Very impressive, Tony. I see you've spared no resources. Your armor cost what, a couple of billion?

Tony: 60.4 billion to be exact, but then you already knew that. WayneChemicals was instrumental in building the latest energy extraction module. By the way, thanks.

Bruce: You're welcome. Ironic, isn't it?

Tony: What?

Bruce: Even with my help and your newest armor, you're still no match for me.

Tony: You must be joking. Anyways, Bruce, as much as I enjoy shooting the shit with you, I do have a UN meeting to attend to. When shall we start?

Bruce: We can start now. Cla--

*BOOM*

A streak of blue and red light hit Iron Man with the force of a supernova explosion.

Once the smoke clears, where Iron Man stood now stands none other than... Superman! In his hand is Iron Man's crushed head.

Bruce: Thanks Clark.

Morale of the story: Batman NEVER loses, even if he has to fight dirty.

See? Superman however is an entirely differant story

Originally posted by Innerhype
See? Superman however is an entirely differant story

well this is a match between Bruce and Tony. It's a test of their resourcefulness. Bruce wins.

yes but still i do have to say even tho ironman is cool batman doesnt loose its a well known fact

60.4 Billion?

I'm thinking he could just spend a few bucks on a cool hat for Thor and ask for his help.

Or make a suit that has kryptonite in it...

Originally posted by jollyjim311
60.4 Billion?

I'm thinking he could just spend a few bucks on a cool hat for Thor and ask for his help.

Or make a suit that has kryptonite in it...

yeah, if he could see the future and predict Bruce's moves. He couldnt.

WoW! No one Said any thing about the mother-box yet, thats a first, I figured they would have started shouting it at the begining!

bruce wins

Well, personally, I think tony takes it, Iron Man kicks SOOOO much @$$.

i love ironman as well but bruce wayne is batman

Originally posted by Innerhype
See? Superman however is an entirely differant story
😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by masterbruce
well this is a match between Bruce and Tony. It's a test of their resourcefulness. Bruce wins.

Bruce Wayne ever invent a satellite to wipe every mind on the planet? He has people build stuff for him, or do his work. He's strictly a detective.

very true.

Tony: Bruce, I'm disappointed, you haven't even prepared. I expected you'd have built a suit of your own to match mine. I'm donning the latest model of Iron Man, model 8A-6. I took out Namor in a simulated training session.

Bruce: Very impressive, Tony. I see you've spared no resources. Your armor cost what, a couple of billion?

Tony: 60.4 billion to be exact, but then you already knew that. WayneChemicals was instrumental in building the latest energy extraction module. By the way, thanks.

Bruce: You're welcome. Ironic, isn't it?

Tony: What?

Bruce: Even with my help and your newest armor, you're still no match for me.

Tony: You must be joking. Anyways, Bruce, as much as I enjoy shooting the shit with you, I do have a UN meeting to attend to. When shall we start?

Bruce: We can start now. Cla--

*BOOM*

A streak of blue and red light hit Iron Man with the force of a supernova explosion.

Once the smoke clears, where Iron Man stood now stands none other than... Superman! In his hand is Iron Man's crushed head.

Bruce: Thanks Clark.

Superman: *looks inside the crushed helmet* Wait Bruce, there's no one in this --!

*BOOM*

A brilliant white light overshadows everything as Superman and Batman are wiped from existence! Without Superman or Batman to hold the sales of DC comics, the DC universe crumbles in on itself!

*Tony drinking beer with Thor in asgard*

Tony: Thanks King Thor. Appreciate it.

King Thor: 'Tis Nothing for a fellow avenger. Now let us drink and celebrate!

Tony: I hear that! 60.4 billion to embarass Batman and Superman is pocket change for me. Although, I think I may turn Bruce's batcave into a wine cellar. That man never had any taste. *sips his beer*

Morale of the story: Tony has enough money in his bathtub and enough contacts to change DC comics to "Stark Comics". Don't mess with a rich Iron Man.

Originally posted by masterbruce
1 month later

Tony: Bruce, I'm disappointed, you haven't even prepared. I expected you'd have built a suit of your own to match mine. I'm donning the latest model of Iron Man, model 8A-6. I took out Namor in a simulated training session.

Bruce: Very impressive, Tony. I see you've spared no resources. Your armor cost what, a couple of billion?

Tony: 60.4 billion to be exact, but then you already knew that. WayneChemicals was instrumental in building the latest energy extraction module. By the way, thanks.

Bruce: You're welcome. Ironic, isn't it?

Tony: What?

Bruce: Even with my help and your newest armor, you're still no match for me.

Tony: You must be joking. Anyways, Bruce, as much as I enjoy shooting the shit with you, I do have a UN meeting to attend to. When shall we start?

Bruce: We can start now. Cla--

*BOOM*

A streak of blue and red light hit Iron Man with the force of a supernova explosion.

Once the smoke clears, where Iron Man stood now stands none other than... Superman! In his hand is Iron Man's crushed head.

Bruce: Thanks Clark.

Morale of the story: Batman NEVER loses, even if he has to fight dirty.

😆 😆 best scenerio ever

Originally posted by Evangel94
Tony: Bruce, I'm disappointed, you haven't even prepared. I expected you'd have built a suit of your own to match mine. I'm donning the latest model of Iron Man, model 8A-6. I took out Namor in a simulated training session.

Bruce: Very impressive, Tony. I see you've spared no resources. Your armor cost what, a couple of billion?

Tony: 60.4 billion to be exact, but then you already knew that. WayneChemicals was instrumental in building the latest energy extraction module. By the way, thanks.

Bruce: You're welcome. Ironic, isn't it?

Tony: What?

Bruce: Even with my help and your newest armor, you're still no match for me.

Tony: You must be joking. Anyways, Bruce, as much as I enjoy shooting the shit with you, I do have a UN meeting to attend to. When shall we start?

Bruce: We can start now. Cla--

*BOOM*

A streak of blue and red light hit Iron Man with the force of a supernova explosion.

Once the smoke clears, where Iron Man stood now stands none other than... Superman! In his hand is Iron Man's crushed head.

Bruce: Thanks Clark.

Superman: Wait Bruce, there's no one in this --

[b]*BOOM*

A brilliant white light overshadows everything as Superman and Batman are wiped from existence! Without Superman or Batman to hold the sales of DC comics, the DC universe crumbles in on itself!

*Tony drinking beer with Thor in asgard*

Tony: Thanks King Thor. Appreciate it.

King Thor: 'Tis Nothing for a fellow avenger. Now let us drink and celebrate!

Tony: I hear that! 60.4 billion to embarass Batman and Superman is pocket change for me. I think I may turn Bruce's batcave into a wine cellar. That man never had any taste. *sips his beer* [/B]

😆 😆 😆 i stand corrected!