Fat People

Originally posted by botankus
I'm sorry but if it's dark I'm not walking down a two-lane highway with drunk rednecks ready to mow me over and high-tail it because they're afraid of going to jail if they get caught with a hit-and-run.

When people mow people over with cars and drive off, people ask, "how can you just leave that person there all bleeding on the side of the road?" The answer is..."you go to jail, *****, if you turn yourself in, so it's best to speed off into the sunset and hope a part of your bumper didn't fall off when you ran them over."

is there a confession in there?

Hmmm...where's that shifty smilie?

I'm just trying to be realistic here. Not everything is as cut-and-dry as saying "if you eat a large McDonald's fries, you're going to be fat." You have to take into account factors such as inebriated hicks throwing empty Miller High Life cases at you as they rev up their engines to back over your face.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey, I'm on here a lot and I'm in no way fat!

It's what U eat..........Can't people get that through their damn minds......gezzzzzz are people soooooooooooo stupid.................god!!

The irony of this post is melting my eyeballs.

Look I found a link between fat people and the internet.

Without delving into the exceptions, increasingly, people eat too much and do too little, especially if they think surgery can save their ass.

On the other hand, given a choice between a bony woman and a voluptuous woman, all else being equal I'd take voluptuous anyday.

In my opinion most of the fat people don't do sports they are just eating and watching tv after they they cry like omg I'm fat and that is all they won't do anything to loose they weight even if they try it most of them get's bored of it and stop it. It is not impossible to slim down one of my friend weighed 95kg and within 4 months he became 76 kg by only training and working out.It is not impossible to slim down only some people think that way.

Originally posted by Mindship
Without delving into the exceptions, increasingly, people eat too much and do too little, especially if they think surgery can save their ass.

On the other hand, given a choice between a bony woman and a voluptuous woman, all else being equal I'd take voluptuous anyday.

Voluptuous is a word to describe a woman with a small waist big boobs and a big ass, well that’s what it used to mean until fat people started referring themselves at Voluptuous when if fact they were just fat. If you have a fat stomic you are NOT voluptuous you are chunky, fat, large and in charge, but not voluptuous.

Fat people stop destroying the word voluptuous, Marilyn Monroe is voluptuous Rosanne Barr is fat there is a difference.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Fat people stop destroying the word voluptuous, Marilyn Monroe is voluptuous Rosanne Barr is fat there is a difference.

😆

No honestly, that really made me laugh at my computer and I rarely laugh at shit I read on computers.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you have a fat stomic you are NOT voluptuous you are chunky, fat, large and in charge, but not voluptuous.

Fat people stop destroying the word voluptuous, Marilyn Monroe is voluptuous Rosanne Barr is fat there is a difference.

finally we agree. i am so sick of fat chick euphemisms. "curvy" is another one. no, although your many rolls do have curves, you are NOT by extension "curvy".

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Voluptuous is a word to describe a woman with a small waist big boobs and a big ass, well that’s what it used to mean until fat people started referring themselves at Voluptuous when if fact they were just fat. If you have a fat stomic you are NOT voluptuous you are chunky, fat, large and in charge, but not voluptuous.

Fat people stop destroying the word voluptuous, Marilyn Monroe is voluptuous Rosanne Barr is fat there is a difference.

Absolutely there's a diff. But Marilyn Monroe voluptuous? Today she'd be called fat. Personally, I see her more as curvaceous than voluptuous. For voluptuous, I was thinking more along the lines of, say, Anna Nicole Smith when she was heavy. I'd take her over a Kate Moss type.

(still shuddering from that Rosanne pic)

Originally posted by botankus
I'm sorry but if it's dark I'm not walking down a two-lane highway with drunk rednecks ready to mow me over and high-tail it because they're afraid of going to jail if they get caught with a hit-and-run.

When people mow people over with cars and drive off, people ask, "how can you just leave that person there all bleeding on the side of the road?" The answer is..."you go to jail, *****, if you turn yourself in, so it's best to speed off into the sunset and hope a part of your bumper didn't fall off when you ran them over."

A story for you. A few years ago I was driving down 52 on my way to work in Greensboro. It was just getting light and I noticed a lot of the cars slowing down in front of me. Not to teh point of creeping, but their brake lights were flashing on and off. As I approached the area where they were hitting their brakes, I ran over this huge lump of flesh. I assumed it was a deer and kept right on going. that night, I found out it was a woman who'd been walking down teh highway and been struck by a girl driving home early that morning. She'd stopped because she knew she'd hit something but hadn't seen what it was. When she got out of her car and tried to find whatever it was, she found a dead deer on teh side of the road. Thinking that was what she'd hit, she got back in her car and left. The news said they assumed that the woman had been hit almost immeadiately afterwards by a tractor trailer. This apparently resulted in her being paractically vaporized and left unrecognizable. So the poor woman laid there for several hours, being run over again and again. By the time I came along at around 7:30, she was pretty well tenderized and flattened.

i cut the article out of the newspaper the next day, I wonder what I did with it.

Ok so cba reading this thread. but I spend alot of my time studying using a computer or just sitting at a desk. Am i fat no. In fact i seem to be shedding weight. I'm still putting on cos i'm working out but still. I think it is more to do with our culture and the lack of domestic skill in the modern household. alot of people dont know what goes into food and couldn't probbly tell butter from margerine. i think that is where we have gone wrong.

People in the USA go with cars EVERYWHERE. Drive to the store which is like 20 mins walk. 20 mins?! Noone should drive to that distance.

Actually you are right. In Argentina for instance they eat a lot of food and very late. Dinners at 10pm, and lots of beef yet they are not fat. They walk everywhere....oh and donuts too.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Look I found a link between fat people and the internet.

Mr. Smiley's avatar!

Originally posted by Mindship
Absolutely there's a diff. But Marilyn Monroe voluptuous? Today she'd be called fat. Personally, I see her more as curvaceous than voluptuous. For voluptuous, I was thinking more along the lines of, say, Anna Nicole Smith when she was heavy. I'd take her over a Kate Moss type.

(still shuddering from that Rosanne pic)

You are a sick dude. Anna Nicole when she was fat was not voluptuous she was fat and moooeeewwing at everyone. Kate Moss gots a sexy coke head rag doll look that me likes. You know you love Rosanne.

dude, roseanne? thats just infinitely wrong.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dude, roseanne? thats just infinitely wrong.

MMmmmmm makes you want to whip out the crisco.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
MMmmmmm makes you want to whip out the crisco.

No, no and no... With women of her fatness, you roll them in flower and look for the wet spot. Don't they teach kids anything useful in school these days.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, no and no... With women of her fatness, you roll them in flower and look for the wet spot. Don't they teach kids anything useful in school these days.

That wouldn't work for me because I'm hung like a soda can short and stubby no way I could fight the fat to get into the jelly. I just grease up the whole body and go to town on any and all rolls I can find.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
That wouldn't work for me because I'm hung like a soda can short and stubby no way I could fight the fat to get into the jelly. I just grease up the whole body and go to town on any and all rolls I can find.

HAHAHA gross 😆