May your day....

Started by Strangelove4 pages

May your day....

May your day be filled with sunshine and gumdrops.

May black cats stop walking and run to the other side of the street just so you don't get bad luck.

May people you've never met say hi to you in the street.

May flowers bloom in your path.

May you get a phone call that's a wrong number but you end up having a nice conversation anyway.

May the bank make an error in your favor.

May you get out of jail free.

May water taste like wine for you.

May you smell the scent of pumpkin pie wafting in the air.

May a song you haven't heard in ages come on the car radio.

May it always be sunny in your life.

Have a great day everyone!! 😄

wauw, thanks! 🙂
you too! 😄

you seem to be in a very good mood today

At least someone is (in a good mood)! 🙂

May your farts drift upwind to your neighbours 😊

Originally posted by kayakat
wauw, thanks! 🙂
you too! 😄

you seem to be in a very good mood today

Actually, my life isn't going so well, but I typed all these things out to keep myself happy 🙂

SL did you get laid last night?

Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
SL did you get laid last night?
If only 😬

Originally posted by Strangelove
If only 😬

Have a BJ, its on the house13

Big cuddle

Originally posted by Mišt
Have a BJ, its on the house13

Are you going to preform this Bj?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Actually, my life isn't going so well, but I typed all these things out to keep myself happy 🙂

well its a good idea to keep yourself happy that way! 🙂
my life isn't going so well at the moment either, got stabbed in the back by the person i loved the most... cry but I'll deal
anyway your post cheered me up! so thanks 😄

Originally posted by kayakat
well its a good idea to keep yourself happy that way! 🙂
my life isn't going so well at the moment either, got stabbed in the back by the person i loved the most... cry but I'll deal
anyway your post cheered me up! so thanks 😄

It made me smile too

Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Are you going to preform this Bj?

I've been practising but I just cant get them as good as Barkerweep

Such a shame.

Originally posted by Mišt
Have a BJ, its on the house13
Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Are you going to preform this Bj?
Originally posted by Mišt
I've been practising but I just cant get them as good as Barkerweep
So will Barker agree to perform one?

Who is barker?

You'll see him around eventually, we can't get rid of him ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
So will Barker agree to perform one?

I dont know, last time he did one it went everywhere, took 2 hours to clean it up ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
I dont know, last time he did one it went everywhere, took 2 hours to clean it up ermm

That is so gross.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll see him around eventually, we can't get rid of him ermm

Oh. He is that annoying.

Originally posted by Mišt
I dont know, last time he did one it went everywhere, took 2 hours to clean it up ermm
sexeh ermm