Viagra.. Roflz

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Viagra.. Roflz

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do".

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

This was posted on the message board at work. (I work at a drug store) 😆

Originally posted by Ladyluck
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do".

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

This was posted on the message board at work. (I work at a drug store) 😆

STFU I actually heard about this from one of the other nursing students. I was like wtf you have to be lying.🤣

Well that does it who needs a good memory when your gonna loose it after a good night of working it.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Well that does it who needs a good memory when your gonna loose it after a good night of working it.

I'll loose my memory if I'll read that much. 😐

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I'll loose my memory if I'll read that much. 😐

SPELLING MUTHA****A! CAN YOU DO IT?

Originally posted by Bloigen
[b]SPELLING MUTHA****A! CAN YOU DO IT? [/B]

Indeed.. IF YOU PAY ME *****.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
[b]Indeed.. IF YOU PAY ME *****. [/B]


I LIKE TO USE BIG TEXT, IT GIVES THE EFFECT OF ME SHOUTING, WHICH I LIKE, THE EFFECT, NOT ACTUALLY SHOUTING. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
herbnone

You guys suck. disgust

Didn't Robin Williams use that as a skit? Or George Carlin?

I know I've heard it before.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do".

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

This was posted on the message board at work. (I work at a drug store) 😆


Funny.

Hehehe! Something alike this in the news last week; An error in a computersystem described Viagra to numerous people in Scotland who were actually looking for medical help on quitting smoking.
Hundreds of Scotchman wielding boners, going 'nicotine, nicotine!!!'