Flatulence forces plane to land.....

i ran across this a few minutes ago.....

http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=22552&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20061206%2FD8LRB5701.html

brings up the issue of poor...or rather NO air circulation on airplanes, which i think is just bullshit.

i read an article a couple of months ago that some european airline will have a small fleet of planes on which smoking is allowed. "OMG THATS SO UNHEATHY!!"
well, not really. you see, these planes will also have a ventilation system which takes in outside air and expells air as well. so, carbon monoxide aside, you're actually getting some percentage of fresh air, rather than breathing the same germ infested stale air you were breathing when you took off.

such a system could have also helped in this situation i think

Originally posted by PVS
brings up the issue of poor...or rather NO air circulation on airplanes, which i think is just bullshit.

i read an article a couple of months ago that some european airline will have a small fleet of planes on which smoking is allowed. "OMG THATS SO UNHEATHY!!"
well, not really. you see, these planes will also have a ventilation system which takes in outside air and expells air as well. so, carbon monoxide aside, you're actually getting some percentage of fresh air, rather than breathing the same germ infested stale air you were breathing when you took off.

such a system could have also helped in this situation i think

Samuel L. Jackson starring in "Farts On A Plane", that would be a sweet sequel... I'm going to write the script.

Originally posted by Robtard
Samuel L. Jackson starring in "Farts On A Plane", that would be a sweet sequel... I'm going to write the script.

if anyone says the line involving "mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane" i will shoot out their kneecaps

*unholsters 9mm*

😆

Originally posted by PVS
if anyone says the line involving "mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane" i will shoot out their kneecaps

#1 Rule of the School Yard
Second kid always gets in trouble

i have been the second kid many times.

Originally posted by Robtard

man that movie was bad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i ran across this a few minutes ago.....

http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=22552&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20061206%2FD8LRB5701.html

That must have been embarassing for the woman. I wonder how she was able to get back home?

Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
That must have been embarassing for the woman. I wonder how she was able to get back home?

Yes, it's one of those life mysteries... God, KFC's secret ingredient and now 'how the fart-lady made it back home'.

Jeez, imagine if she'd had diarrhea...then she would've had to blow up the plane to hide that holiday gift.

This thread makes me laugh.

Originally posted by Dusty
This thread makes me laugh.

That's because "fart jokes" are always funny.

pull my finger.