Naked in bed

Get your tentacle out of my butt!!!! 😠

Will you draw me naked? eyes

Well you stop asking questions and lets get it on 😮

I'm really not into the whole coal shoving down throat thing...

I thought you were in the UK, how in the hell are you in my bed?!?

Are you that dominatrix I ordered?

HOLY CRAP!! yeah thats the word i seek 😛

dude, get your thumb out of there!!!

"You're not Jessica Simpson"

and you're not mila jovovich.

you're not brad pitt oh

but i am naked on your couch.

Why are you looking at me like that with your eyes of lust? And rubbing on my couch? shock

like my thong, baby?

Originally posted by Swe_Bum
HOLY CRAP!! yeah thats the word i seek 😛

whos the king, baby?

What have I focking done? How the fock I end up with you? Ok NO ONE IS GONNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. Keep your mouth shut. What happened here stays here.

*pinches smiter's ass*

"Oh God! Please tell me we didn't do it."

why is my butthole wet?