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Howard_Jones Restricted

Wolverine gets a clean shot on Supes

Superman is standing there in a Jesus pose, and Wolverine is pissed. Why? How the hell should I know. He's the best at what he does, and he's good at being a pissed off hairy Canadian.

Anywho. Superman's gonna stand there and give him a shot. Can Wolverine cut him?

bigbran Dead

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Superman is standing there in a Jesus pose, and Wolverine is pissed. Why? How the hell should I know. He's the best at what he does, and he's good at being a pissed off hairy Canadian.
Anywho. Superman's gonna stand there and give him a shot. Can Wolverine cut him?

No.

darthgoober Senior Member

Not unless he braces his arms with adamantium splints(so they don't bend at the elbow on contact), and Hulk throws him at Supes.

Metalmanx Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by darthgoober
Not unless he braces his arms with adamantium splints(so they don't bend at the elbow on contact), and Hulk throws him at Supes.

Even then, I don't see it happening. 😬

darthgoober Senior Member

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Even then, I don't see it happening. 😬

Hey I was just giving the most likely scenario for it to work. But now that I think about, Supes would also have to be weak, so that his forcefield wouldn't be at full effect.

Grimm22 King of the Castle

Jesus Pose? 🤨

Pft, everybody knows that Jesus was a ninja 😎

don't shiv Spirit of Tengu

you forgot shadowcat. while wolverine is wet shaving supes kitty will be slapping on a fluffy lather

the lengths Clark goes for a smooth shave.

DigiMark007 Forum Leader

...two in as many days for the "How can we get Wolverine to beat cosmics?" line of threads.

These things amuse the hell outa me, because he's the only character that this happens regularly to.

😂

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

Re: Wolverine gets a clean shot on Supes

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Superman is standing there in a Jesus pose, and Wolverine is pissed. Why? How the hell should I know. He's the best at what he does, and he's good at being a pissed off hairy Canadian.
Anywho. Superman's gonna stand there and give him a shot. Can Wolverine cut him?

After we get to see the "indestructible" adamantium snap in half,

Supes b*tchslaps that dirty little furrball all the way back to Canada. 😈

inamilist Junior Member

Originally posted by DigiMark007
...two in as many days for the "How can we get Wolverine to beat cosmics?" line of threads.
These things amuse the hell outa me, because he's the only character that this happens regularly to.
😂

😆

also

😆 @ your cool sig digi

olympian Senior Member

Does anyone really think they would ever print that type of adamantium being bent by sheer durability or strength of a top tier?

I dont.

UniOmni Outrageously Dickish

They wouldn't.

Thats its schtick.

To DC superfans, they'd want to see it break like DD's claws on the S-shield.

To Marvel fans, they'd want him to cut the kryptonian, like he's cut damn near everyone else.

Both camps are wrong.

He won't break on Superman, and to expect that is laughable.

He won't cut Superman though, due to the plot device aura.
It'd have to be Hulk with the claws, to gut Superman.

grey fox KMC Magik Founder

Originally posted by UniOmni
They wouldn't.
Thats its schtick.
To DC superfans, they'd want to see it break like DD's claws on the S-shield.
To Marvel fans, they'd want him to cut the kryptonian, like he's cut damn near everyone else.
Both camps are wrong.
He won't break on Superman, and to expect that is laughable.
He won't cut Superman though, due to the plot device aura.
It'd have to be Hulk with the claws, to gut Superman.

I'd rather have Supes just tear 'em clean out of Wolvies hands then for them to break on the shield .

roughrider Thunderer

I've wondered about this for years. I think I've decided...

...Yes. He cuts him.

But not deep. Probably less than a milimeter, because Logan doesn't have the strength to push the claws in any farther. So, he can rake him but it's not serious to Superman, just irritating.

Howard_Jones Restricted

If this were written in a comic, he'd cut Superman though. Just to appease the fanboys. I really wish people wouldn't downplay characters just because they got cut by Wolverine, because it's obvious that plot devices go snikt.

ExtraMision5555 SKELLETIL RESARCH

Re: Wolverine gets a clean shot on Supes

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Superman is standing there in a Jesus pose, and Wolverine is pissed. Why? How the hell should I know. He's the best at what he does, and he's good at being a pissed off hairy Canadian.
Anywho. Superman's gonna stand there and give him a shot. Can Wolverine cut him?

THIS PUT ME IN TEARS LAUGHING

😆 😆 😆 😆

L O LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

IN A JESUS POSE??? L OLOLOLOL

Howard_Jones Restricted

I shoulda made it over a knocked out Professor X and he's making out with Kitty Pryde, just to piss Wolverine off more.

capt it up Senior Member

well adamatium durability>>>>superman

how ever logan most likly lacks the strength

Howard_Jones Restricted

Originally posted by capt it up
well adamatium durability>>>>superman

Oh

my

f#@%ing

God.

You have a small amount of time to edit your post, because that is the most fanboyish thing I have ever heard in my life!

capt it up Senior Member

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Oh
my
f#@%ing
God.
You have a small amount of time to edit your post, because that is the most fanboyish thing I have ever heard in my life!

what fan boy about it. I feel adamatium is more durable since it is unbreakable. superman is not he still bleeds he can be hurt.

How ever logan has no posable way of hurting supes due to strength factor